a generator game dubbed me 'gay kin????' and it's true so now it's here | system collectively goes by Eon | he/they | 26 | INFx | 2w1 | current hyperfixations: VampiresSMP, TrafficSMP, Homestuck, Next to Normal, TADC, Matilda (the musical) | Likes theatre, mcyt, the Riordan-verse, singing, eating | gay as heck | maybe not quite as gay as I thought | I guess bi | still pretty hecking gay | icon credit goes to @charleynewell
Currently in the process of getting things diagnosed, which means I’m discovering that a lot of things are not normal, and people around me are learning that I experience these things
So I’m posting a lot over there about that kinda stuff if you wanna join the ride
(if you want a hint of what’s going on check out @parkerslifewreck ’s tags in their reblog, I thought they were v funny) (my own tags here are either new diagnoses or what we’re heavily suspecting. also added my long-known diagnoses)
I bet there’s at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like “if you let your shoes touch the ground you’re a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you’re a coward. I’m the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level.”
does anyone have that post about wanting to command someone to play video games for you like a king from his throne. because you can achieve this with plurality
we were trying to remember the wording of that post while doing this
Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop “Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced” and we all go “Yes. Of course. Absolutely.”
It’s so funny when even the most jaded haterly mfers on this website quietly nod and go “You’re right. I do think Bowser is a present father figure to his kids.”
Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”
A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying “there’s nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless.” The Princess Bride’s revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying “there’s nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there’s nothing that can save you.”
btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv “haha sorry ive never done this without help before… can you show me how to do this?” the employee will not care. if that means anything to you
