Find a set of random coordinates here.* You are promptly teleported to that location, with nothing more than the clothes and other objects on your person. How bad a time are you having?

*: Reroll open ocean results. Let's assume the teleporter has the decency to at least deposit you on solid ground.

...dropped me to within walking distance of a mutual's house???

Rural Brazil a little under a kilometer from a highway, so I could probably hitchhike to safety? The more problematic factor is that I am currently naked, so I’m definitely not having a good time.

Middle of nowhere Kazakhstan, but within hundreds of feet of what looks to be a rail line or a small road. 30 miles to the nearest town across the steppe. I'm in a light jacket and sweatpants with no shoes. Currently 28 degrees F there in the early morning. That's all easily survivable if I know where I am but unfortunately my phone is on my desk 2 feet away from me instead of in my pocket which would make this all way harder. If no buildings are visible from a nearby high point I think I just pick a direction on the rail line and start walking however many tens of miles it takes to random encounter anything or anyone. Could suffer from severe frostbite, but still better than even odds I live I think.

Do you know how weird it feels to casually make future plushie plans and feel like I’m thriving with my art career while ICE is threatening to go door to door for “immigrants” and “criminals” (visibly brown people) and I have to carry proof I’m American with me every time I go out? I say this specifically here because I know it’s a majority white American website. Like I already thought of who I would call and go stay with if I were to be deported lol. I’ve soothed myself with “maybe it wouldn’t be so bad as long as I don’t get shot at or disappear”. And it’s just annoying because my white peers do not have shit like this weighing on their mind, they can choose to just fucking draw

I cannot emphasize how much I’m literally a US citizen who speaks good english (with an accent, but it’s something) and these are the thoughts I’m having. Imagine how it feels when you’re actually an immigrant and you can barely parse what the masked trigger-happy asshole with a gun is screaming at you.

Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk

Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk

primordial soup

i just really enjoy characters who aren’t just “weird” but who genuinely experience the world differently than most people especially wrt how they experience their own emotions like i will always be a sucker for characters who don’t really know if they CAN experience “normal” emotions figuring out how they can relate to other people etc. and i basically never enjoy the “solution” to this being assimilation or like exceptionalism of a love interest character. i never want to see a character realize that they’re experiencing “normal” romantic feelings but the tension and possible conflict of “idk if i can even feel love like that but this might be the closest i can get” do you see the difference??? and i also love low empathy characters and never want to see a low empathy character get “positive character development” where they can suddenly feel empathy like “normal” i want them to be bad at it forever okay thank you

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

I wish they made like car bumper sticker style magnets to warn about people who aren't accustomed to driving. I want to be able to slap that thing on any vehicle I may need to drive, a magnet that says "caution! skittish driver! if you spook me I'll kill us all!" and a silhouette picture of a bolting horse on a car, stomping the shit out of someone's windshield.

"Why even bother"

can you imagine 😭😭

mutual 1: getting really into gay sex lately

mutual 2: what the hell is a credit caard....... i thought those were where people put their pronouns.

mutual 3: DOES ANYONE KNOW IF IT WILL GET BETTER

mutual 4: siiiighhhh world's longest day at least i get to go home and have phone in bed time #myphone #mybed

mutual 1: i neeeeeed him like i need him like (picture of character from a soap drama from the early 2000's)

mutual 3: I THINK. I' BEING HUNTED FOR SPORT

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 3: THEYRE GOING TO RIP OFF MY ARMS- post cancelled the phone call was actually thirty seconds long

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 2: i dont even know how to do meth and you want me to pay taxes? unreal.

mutual 1: (mikey way Can I Say Something image)

mutual 2: MATH. MATH I MEANT MATH. i dont do meth but i think i could figure that out. unlike basic addition.

mutual 5: (blocked tag)

mutual 6: (picture of a character never before seen by anyone) does anyone else think she should have been a lesbian. anyway good morning.

mutual 4: phone in bed phone in bed. why is everyone dying on this app

starting a collection

@yeevahon

I feel like an important skill for mentally ill people to learn is that you don't have to be friends with all of your friend's friends. I can name several times where I was friends with someone and then I met someone else they considered a close friend and I'm like "Wow this person's annoying" and just didn't bother them or my friend about it. It took me many years to learn this skill and to be honest I still struggle but it make everything so much easier

I wish all environmentalists a very suck cocks in hell

I wish that this person would receive perfect clarity of mind about her actions and their consequences, and I wish a gun with a single bullet would be placed before her so that she could make good use of this mindstate

Step 1: Mandate alternatives to emission-heavy systems

Step 2: Fail to provide energy for said systems

Step 3: ???

Step 4: ??? still

Step 5: Guess I’ll die

Ma! Maaaaa! The Germans are blowing up their power plants again!

my favorite graph regarding nuclear

reminds me of the time I said something pro-nuclear to my ex and they said “I don’t think you’d feel that way if you grew up near a nuclear plant like I did” and I asked “oh what happened” and they were like “well. nothing. nevertheless”

no discussion of nuclear power is complete without the fact that coal and other fossil fuels very much do produce toxic and radioactive waste

Schroder, Merkel, and a SHITLOAD of German Greens and other EU politicians have some ‘splainin’ to do.

https://thehill.com/opinion/energy-environment/599113-russia-used-soft-power-to-influence-eu-policies-and-anti-fossil/

More evidence for my theory that the left is infiltrated still by FSB operatives.

I did grow up near a nuclear power plant! In the 100 yr exclusion zone close. We had evacuation plans and shit. On a nice day I could see the steam clouds.

The thing that rolled us to use the evacuation plans was a completely unrelated chemical plant fire.

Nuclear is the way to go

An ex of mine grew up next to a coal-powered powerplant. He got childhood leukemia from living next to it. That area of the country had the highest rate of childhood cancer.

Non-nuclear plants aren’t safe.

Nuclear is safe. Nuclear is mostly clean. We need nuclear energy.

Victorian mansion butler's pantry pls

Butler's pantry is an excellent choice and I will throw in a vote for an undercroft.

In my head, it's getting used as basically a huge conversation pit, there are nests of pillows around the pillars, the fire is lit, there are little occasional tables for drinks and chests of art and crafts supplies, playing cards, books etc for the kinds of things you can just do while sitting in a social pile.