Wake up babe new unexplainable horrors dropped
What horrors? The JuMBOs are clearly friends.
Gods forbid women do anything together.
They look like octopus eyes!!
obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)
Heated Rivalry Rec list
this one got long, tried to divy them up roughly by theme/subject but half of it is vibes (previous rec lists under #hrfr)
Svetlana
the only ones who understood me then by ygrainette
Ilya introduces Shane and Svetlana, and gets a little more than he bargained for.
that great big hill of hope by defcontwo | @softbrah
“You are moping on your couch like a sad American teenager going through a breakup. You don’t think that’s an emergency?”
bi4bi besties | Ilya & Sveta | post tuna-melt
Take Care by five_ht
August 2017: Svetlana finally meets Jane, because Ilya has failed to anticipate the inevitable result of sharing the code for his front door with more than one person.
Smut focus
Little More Close by maplesalad
“Okay. You want to say no, you want to fight me. Pretty boy, all alone in his glass house. You want me to force you?”
CNC | Undernegotiated Kink
Fool for You by Wolftales
Shane walks Ilya like a dog and gets exactly what he wants.
Spanking | Bratty Shane | Hint of CNC
Pretty Boy by mcshrug
Titfucking series ft lingerie.
Tape to Tape by mcshrug
Shane Hollander has chemistry with his new American linemate. Montreal fans are thrilled. Ilya Rozanov is not.
Jealous!Ilya makes for hot and possessive sex.
Bite Hard by mcshrug
Shane finds out he likes it when Ilya bites him. It’s possible he likes it a little too much.
(Everything by mcshrug is amazing honestly)
til the bending's its own pleasure by radialarch | @radialarch
Jealous!Ilya and Shane going into the details of his thing with Rose through light Feminization and hot sex.
Outsider POV | Social Media
The Cens Beat Reporter by notlayingroses
Series about the Ottawa Centaurs Beat Reporter. | Honestly one of my favorite socmed fic series | Bookverse
love takes miles by corsi
Ten years, as seen through fandom.
please leave a message by Ravenesta
Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
Texts-fic | Montreal Wags
the secret society of stick handlers by gurlsrool
Bookverse | The gay hockeyplayer groupchat deals with various scandals.
Post-season | Relationship Development
The Hard Part(?) by Cecily_v, liminalmemories
A 5+1 of Ilya and Shane finding their space together.
Coming Out.
english as a second language by Idday
Shane's been fucking Ilya Rozanov for a decade and yet somehow the more time they spend together the more he realizes how little he actually knows about Ilya, like, as a person. As a partner.
Again, he wishes he spoke Russian. That they had any shared native language besides sex and hockey.
careful all the time by Anonymous
An insecure over-thinker and a self-destructive secret-keeper walk into a relationship.
The Centaurs
limelight and limerence by idiotsinkdaisies
The start of the season marks Shane’s first year with the Centaurs and playing with his husband. He’s got a lot to prove now that the honeymoon is over.
Post-TLG
Til They Retire Your Number by technicallyverycowboy
Ilya decides to retire. Shane is very normal about it.
Future Fic | Post TLG | CW: Depression
Canon Divergence | AUs
loving this body by beetlesandstars, kryptonian
Bodyswap AU.
clear to a hedgehog by magneticwave
Docter!Shane AU, Ilya is still a hockey player
The Hollanders
the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose by alchemystique | @alchemistc
Yuna Hollander works through years of memories in attempt to discover when she should have known her son didn't trust her with all of himself.
the best person to be stuck in an elevator with by Sporkess
When Yuna finds herself stuck in an elevator with Ilya Rozanov, she realises there's more to the story than she'd seen.
Ilya & Yuna
tu peux sauter loin de la peur by Revenant
David goes to Shane's cottage to get his phone charger. Or maybe, it's really not about the phone charger. | Great David character study
FWB-era
coach, I'm threading needles by Anonymous
Ilya fucks a girl in a Hollander jersey. Word gets back to Shane. | ft. Hayden looking out for Shane by fighting Ilya and fun and hot sex
for a split sec, I was a train wreck by Anonymous
Ilya gets injured, stops leaving the house, loses his mind, learns to read tarot, and sends Shane Hollander a lot of photos. | I really love this author's characterisation so much
Unmute !
Fucking fantastic image
I've seen so many of this guy's vids and the only explanation I can muster for their accuracy is that he was raised from birth in a dog kennel
^^^^^ He also does videos where he's members of heaven inventing dogs, and ones where he interviews himself as people who are potential dog owners... so you're right. It has to be the only explanation.
It's very interesting to me that a gigantic minotaur is fucking me vigorously. I'm observing the situation as it plays out from a detached academic perspective.
Top 10 Anime Fights
okay so this is wildly off this blog’s “theme”, but can somebody pls explain to me what these two middle-aged men are doing to each other with their fingers?
how could this be left in the tags
This is from The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, the only non-documentary feature film written by Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss. It’s a fantasy musical about a boy’s attempts to thwart the evil plans of his piano teacher (the guy in the purple coat; the other man is a heroic plumber). The film was considered a failure during its initial release but has since developed a cult following.
