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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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somecunttookmyurl

one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

somecunttookmyurl

told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall

bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street

me: they aren't

bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height

me: you're looking down slightly babe

bf: why would i do that

me: because you're tall

somecunttookmyurl

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

somecunttookmyurl

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if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

roskapanda

Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.

somecunttookmyurl

he wears glasses he's just dumb

somecunttookmyurl

update to this post from yesterday:

bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall
me: yes........?
bf: that isn't very many. am i tall?
me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow
bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i
me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so...
bf: AM i tall though
me: you are 6ft 4

somecunttookmyurl

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he is he's very pretty

teacupsandtimelords

Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....

somecunttookmyurl

having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs

which is to say that yes, he is kronk

somecunttookmyurl

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fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts

cipheramnesia

Large dog energy

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herbertwest

One thing I've noticed recently is that people treat RSVPing for a party or event as a suggestion and not a commitment.

I had a little party today and literally half the people who had RSVPed yes just no-showed without saying anything.

It ended up being a delightful event with some of my favorite people and I had a really good time, but I can't help but feel a bit hurt by my friends who said they would come and just...didn't.

Even beyond my feelings, I had put a LOT of work into preparation, so there was way too much food.

If you say you're going to an event, especially a smaller one, at least tell the host if plans change. Like, no one is forcing you at gunpoint to go to a party, but it's super rude to just ghost your friends and usually significant work has gone into putting together the event.

authoratmidnight

Also like, part of the reason you RSVP is so the host knows how many people to accommodate for something (i.e how much food to get). By no-showing in advance you are making them waste money, cause they'll be spending it on thing that will go to waste b/c the person they were allotted to didn't show up.

Which is rude as hell.

And the reverse is also why you SHOULD say if you're coming and not show up randomly without warning, if they haven't planned for your attendance there won't be enough stuff for you(like food.

The wanting to know who's coming isn't just, because the want to know. They want to know so they can accommodate the right amount of people.

faffodil

explosions-are-funny asked:

How did you come across/join tumblr?

-Pinterest refugee

-Tumblr reddit posts refugee

-someone told me of it

-twitter/bluesky refugee

-secret fifth option

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay answered:

How did you come across/join tumblr?

Pinterest refugee

Tumblr reddit posts refugee

someone told me of it

twitter/bluesky refugee

secret fifth option

personally i was googling some fanart + fanfic

I actually just wanted to scroll clownzy posts I wish I was joking
sparkbirdmusic
sparkbirdmusic

overheard on the street:

person 1: he was a fish-
person 2: -monger?
person 1: yeah.

commence my imagination coming up with a whole scenario where Person 1 was FINALLY coming out about something really big, like their past lover was a fish, and maybe they were having fish feelings too and this was a way of testing the waters, but Person 2 cut them off and Person 1 was like, "uhhh yes, a fishmonger, of course! lol what did you think I was gonna say... that he was a fish? no... that would be... crazy." and now Person 1 will never work up the courage to tell Person 2 about their fish feelings, and there's always going to be this distance between them

Helloooo my name is Markiplier and I am a fish-