self indulgent peter and kurt in my fits for funsies 💥

MY MAGNUM OPUS HAS FINALLY BEEN RELOCATED...

this was my final for my sound design class in 2024. the assignment was to recreate a movie scene with entirely different sound effects to change the tone/genre/whatever and i chose the legendary nightcrawler breaks into the white house scene in X2. i won 'silliest project' and was rewarded with a clown horn for this video.

all sound effects are either free to use or straight up just my voice lol

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

its my day off

izzy named Muppet Christmas Carol as one of her favorite ghost movies lmao x

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

that’s a fool’s errand. a jester’s chore, if you will. a real clown’s appointment

a joker's to-do list. the purview of a pulcinella.

This dog's face is sending me. New reaction image

As i was cropping it i thought the "no he'd die" was really funny so I kept it

I'm stealing this. Thanks.

spiritual successor to my email post

ok this too

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

It hurts so bad to see something so fun and whimsical be so far out of my price range

off with their heads ♥︎

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

I LOVE hearing that other languages have so many beautifully unique ways to construct dick jokes

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like