RIP Anakin Skywalker, you would have loved to be a terrible in-law for Han,,,😞

Okay but imagine somewhere in ROTJ or post ROTJ and Luke's clothes get damaged all fan service style you know what I'm talking about in the middle of a crazy battle and Han literally needs to stop a moment because "Wait a minute, Kid, since when you have muscles?????????"

Because of course, Han missed the whole part where Luke gained his twunk status by training with Yoda.

Stop looking at his arms, Hannnn, you gonna get shot

they make me sick

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Luke "I'm trans, like my father before me!" Skywalker Naberrie Lars

"Obi-Wan's madness" aka, Obi-Wan learns to travel back in time to warm his youngerself about Anakin and the Empire, but he keeps doubling down on being detached and cold because he thinks he failed as a good Jedi, so in order to be a proper jedi he just keeps becoming a worse and strict and emotionless version of himself and keeps failing over and over and over.

By the time they get to the tenth attempt, Obi-Wan's sanity is near snapping. This Obi-Wan does kill Anakin and to his horror (multiplied by 10), the Empire still rises.

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I recall this one time with a friend telling her I'm star wars fan and she said she had only watched one of the movies a single time but didn't recall much nor what episode it was, so her clue was like "well, it was the one with the very hot guy and I think there was a war? Anyways I watched it for the hot guy"

me:

my mind going fast like is she talking about Han, or Luke, is about Lando? Is she talking about Anakin, or Obi-Wan, or Mace, or Maul, is she into older people, is she talking about Qui-Gon Jinn or older Luke, is she talking about Finn, Poe,,, is she talking about-

So sometimes i like to watch these "Star Wars wannabes" movies that appeared around the 80s and some of these are shameless some others are trying a little better.

The thing is i was watching this one and the Obi-Wan equivalent was so soo comically misogynistic and awful to the Luke equivalent it was hilarious like it almost feel like parody.

Luke-Equivalent was on the floor wounded and crying because his dad had been killed and the Obi-Wan equivalent jumped in like "I was supposed to train A MAN not a CRYBABY, stand up."

And then he literally started backing away like when the Luke equivalent didn't stand up. "i guess I will find an actual MANLY WARRIOR deserving of being taught THE ANCIENT MAN-ONLY-WEAPON"

And then he took wanna-be-Luke for a test.

On a Vulcano. Lmfao

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I bet Mirrors in SW have some dumb name like Reflective Oval or Reflective Disk

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Something that started as a scribble, i had a baaad daw but it felt nice to doodle something. Poor Obi-Wan, I don't think Luke would have reacted well to learn about his father after killing him.

edit: i feel like i need to make clear i'm not like placing all the blame on obi-wan and stuff lkdjflgnkdf

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"She was kind, but sad"

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As someone who doesn't like to call Anakin blond, I also have empathy for the people that don't like Obi-Wan being called ginger.

HOWEVER, dear ol' Sheev Palpatine -if we go by his actor- is a ginger. And Anakin doesn't know this, but it would be very funny that his two father figures are both gingers.

But also because I think Obi-Wan, on his eternal obsession and devotion to the brown-scale, would rather have light brown hair to go along with his beige and brown clothes, and that's also funny

Anakin: I dislike you, gayly.

Ferus: Homophobia isn't the Jedi way, Anakin.

Anakin: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

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@davidthepyro not exactly your idea, but it made me think exactly at what age this would happen.

Also, Vader would be a control freak and make sure nothing bad happens to them, but at the same time,,,,he doesn't have the best reference for adequate driving age.

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