he's like a patron saint to me
little mac finds his lost cat (based off this idea)
do you like your birth name?
there's something about my voice that always feels like I'm taking the piss at least a little. some slight sharp edge that's always there. it's a voice optimized for mockery and insults. I wonder why that is.
do you hear it too? when i was younger, i thought of it as "the sour note." i tried for a long time to get rid of it. i couldn't.
sigh. I guess it's nice that y'all consider it a positive thing.
Yeah no you have a nice voice no bones about it. The clip made by brain feel like it was in an audiobook for a second. So keep on talking! It’s great
She should be at the club ❌
She should be at the recording booth taunting the protagonists while throwing hordes of guards at them and filling the halls with dastardly traps✅✅
If a link promised kikuri dick&balls I'd probably click it without investigation of any kind
Subtle chair, big machinery.
East hall #b157 #renovation #workinprogress #CERN #lonelychairsatcern
the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten
tipping
This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.
"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."
Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.
>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper
can't make this shit up
This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂
Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you!
after a stay in the manor you are displeased with your lodgings. “Excuse me,” you say to a maid. “I need to speak with the head maid.”
“Oh, yes, of course,” she says, pointing. “She’s right over there!”
You follow her directions. “Excuse me,” you ask. “Are you the head maid?”
“Oh no,” she says, cheerily. “That would be her,” she points to another nearby maid.
“Are you the head maid?” you ask.
“Oh, no, but you should find her in that room,” she points.
And so on it goes. One maid directs you to the next and the next and the next. An hour later, you finally find the only maid you haven’t spoken to yet. “Are you the head maid?”
“Oh, no, miss. That would be her.”
she points.
it’s the first maid again.
”this is ridiculous,” you say. “Take me to the lady of the house.”
“oh, she’s just over there!”
it’s the second maid again
what even happened to plastic girl and crow boy. we forgot about them so fast. just another example of the savage nature of hollywood