That's gay.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

thegreatgeodo:

aroace-ryland-grace:

sodium-bitch:

nick-nonya:

ti0mumu:

harperhug:

abraxasrinbalt:

grimeclown:

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

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1969………

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

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Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

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post’s haunted.

trainwreck
tf2playernames
tf2playernames

does anyone have advice for if toothpaste you try makes your mouth swell or am i just in gods hands now

tf2playernames

are there any suggestions besides benadryl i can't take it cause it gives me insomnia (not taking the piss) and dont worry i know about anaphylaxis and i only used it twice cause i ran out of my regular kind :')

tf2playernames

thank u for all the advice everyone i still dont feel great BUT i am okay if anyone is curious the first image is my normal toothpaste:

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and this is the one i used that made me have a reaction

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if anyone wants to bother to comb through the ingredients go ahead but for now i just have to go to bed without brushing my teeth like a god damn animal

leave2summer

Well I’m most suspect of Carragean and the SLS, but you can never know with allergies. The toothpaste I recommended (TePe Pure) doesn’t contain either so there’s that. Hope you manage to figure out what caused it.

tf2playernames
tf2playernames

does anyone have advice for if toothpaste you try makes your mouth swell or am i just in gods hands now

tf2playernames

are there any suggestions besides benadryl i can't take it cause it gives me insomnia (not taking the piss) and dont worry i know about anaphylaxis and i only used it twice cause i ran out of my regular kind :')

leave2summer

I didn’t see this when I wrote my other reply so I hope you don’t mind me adding to this as well. You most likely don’t need allegy medication if it’s just your gums swelling, allergy medication doesn’t typically help much in this situation. I would recommend anti inflammatory meds like ibuprofen or aspirin to help with your symptoms. Paracetamol can also help with the pain. Be nice with your gums untill they go back to normal and all should be fine. It sucks that there’s no real medication to fix it but painkillers make it easier to deal with as it heals. If you take any type of painkiller an hour before toothbrushing time and it will be easier for you.

nanajenkins
plussizedandrogyny

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

plussizedandrogyny

Updated just now with new hand sewing resources (mainly buttonholes) and textbook pdfs on fashion history, fashion illustration, and thinking through designs!

bosstoaster

OP I owe you my life

whatchamacallitz

OP you are the greatest person currently in my life. You beautiful, thoughtful creature.

sca-nerd

OP is up for canonization.

useful
markingatlightspeed
threecirclingbuzzards

Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*

sharklights

yeah? well fuck YOU *plays a music box version of your leitmotif to show that this is your home and its comfortable and nostalgic here*

threecirclingbuzzards

No, piss off! *plays your leitmotif with immense reverb and a toned-down synth sound to show that nostalgia can also be about loss of what never truly was, a reflection of a reflection and a false memory of a false memory*

sharklights

ok, boomer. *plays your leitmotif using discordant synth bass to display your spiral into villainy after you discover that your memories were a fabricated illusion that were created just to keep you complacent, and how that information is destroying you*

threecirclingbuzzards

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man? *plays your leitmotif in harmony with my own, intensity of both changing as our climactic battle’s balance shifts back and forth, eventually leaving only one with long, low pauses to musically represent our mutual struggle to overtake the other, yet not being able to exist in full without them.*

sharklights

oh, you’re going to regret that! *plays your leitmotif on piano in short, soft notes to show that you’re being worn down, and that your energy is at a low, but with a steadily rising bassline that foreshadows your upcoming second form*

threecirclingbuzzards

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trainwreck
egberts
whencartoonsruletheworld

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

bohemiandragoness

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

trojanhorse8-2

No they aren’t.

supreme-leader-stoat

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

trojanhorse8-2

OK yes they are.

mr-system-of-a-downer

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Dog

jooshthepunished

Dog

utah-mountain-drifter

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

zarabithia

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

birdsareblooming

yeah they’re fluffye

dacavendishtime

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

birdsareblooming

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checkmate athiests

ajarofpickledtears

fluffye

pa-pa-plasma

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okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

stele3

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

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Behold! A dog.

lemon-badgeress

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

findingfeather

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

theknightlywolfe

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

derinthescarletpescatarian

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

thebelovedlion

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

derinthescarletpescatarian

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

porcupine-girl

Tags via @jenroses

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wolfgang-king

sharks are smooth dogs

grubby-gerblin

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BEHOLD, a SHARK

bamboozled-bumblefuck

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

trainwreck
markingatlightspeed
littlegoldfinchh

lord the peasants are so loud today

littlegoldfinchh

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

kulvefaggoth

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cardinalfeng

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

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sharkbutthoohaahaa

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ptchangbin

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kirexa

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hahawasabi-deactivated20250604

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mechamothgirl

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mortimermcmirestinks

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

achivement-unlocked

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

gimmick-thief

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entity56

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trainwreck
markingatlightspeed
derinthescarletpescatarian

I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(

wielderofscythes

Don’t worry, that’s normal for tea.

derinthescarletpescatarian

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derinthescarletpescatarian

#girl all your post have ‘tumblr heritage post’ vibes like there’s so much 

Tags that make me indecisive about whether I should be flattered or horribly offended

derinthescarletpescatarian

My senses have returned and tea tastes normal again.

zwoelffarben

So, like hot water then?

derinthescarletpescatarian

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atla

thegreatgeodo:

aroace-ryland-grace:

sodium-bitch:

nick-nonya:

ti0mumu:

harperhug:

abraxasrinbalt:

grimeclown:

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

image

1969………

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

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Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

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post’s haunted.

trainwreck
markingatlightspeed
kaijuno

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nothingweirdhere

when they get shaved the new fur grows in darker than it would normally be cuz they’re colder in that area!

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digitaldiscipline

you can (slowly) toast a siamese cat with a razor

threeture

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Gradient creature who regrew the wrong color!!!

seananmcguire

Our bathroom sink had a drip. This wasn't an issue until my mother's Ragdoll spent so much time sitting in the sink getting dripped on that he developed a single dark spot exactly where the water fell.

cats