the absolute greatest thing to come out of a dating site for ayn rand fans
Huh? My pronouns? [stares off into the distance cooly as thousands of images flash before my eyes] Hmph. Trust me. You don't wanna know. [takes a sip of my Hard Liquor For Mysterious Strangers] You don't want any part of that world... Hmph.... You're better off never knowing, kid.
*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash
Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.
my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this