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I could literally not imagine anyone other than Jodie Comer playing Villanelle.

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Villanelle is really just a kid trapped in an adult’s body 🤣😭

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Looking at Cindy Berman and thinking, “That is Mother.”

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No. No; Eve and Villanelle lived happily ever after. They eloped in Paris and are currently snuggled up on their couch watching movies together in their flat

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I don’t know who in the Raiders front office needs to hear this but. DRAFT A FUCKING OFFENSIVE LINE

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"Mom! There's a FISH in the pool!" You shriek, splashing your ice-cold drink all over yourself as you jump up from your pool chair.

How did you not notice that oversized thing floating in there?

"Mom!" You wail, genuinely terrified to move because the merman is staring into your soul with his weird fish eyes.

Other than his fan-like tail fin swishing to keep him afloat, he's not moving. Just hovering on the surface like an insidious trap waiting to be sprung. Finally, your stepmom emerges from the house in a red bikini and her favorite sheer robe, drink in hand.

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*Masc* Daughter of Hades falls for *Femme* Daughter of Aphrodite. They would be such a beautiful couple. Daughter of Hades is the type to wear expensive clothes and shoes. She likes to take care of herself. But she’s also an epic badass under her silk shirts. Think about it. Her father is the god of riches. Daughter of Aphrodite is the daintiest little thing, but is made of celestial bronze underneath the facade. She would have all the best beauty products, is always doing the most in self care. Her mother is the goddess of beauty after all. Ugh. They would be so sickeningly beautiful and badass

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Why does nobody talk about the transition from Broomsticks to Witches Burn more? We need to talk about the transition from Broomsticks to Witches Burn more

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This except they’re my cats and she’s going to forcibly adopt them

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