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My Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency side blog
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BREACH
ajr ep made me cry
fucking love fungi
Urumi from AIB jumpscare
(IGNORE HOW THE CARD IS KING OF HEARTS I FORGIT SHE PLAYED IN JACK OF HEARTS I GOT THEM MIXED UP IM SORRYYYY)
Random fic idea #73: Alfred Pennyworth isn’t just Bruce’s guardian after the Waynes die, he’s their “heir” temporarily until Bruce reaches adulthood, at least for the purposes of high society. He has to go to the events in their honor, shake hands, wear the fancy clothes and dazzle investors in their stead, all the while teaching Bruce how to navigate the waters of such a complicated world. Alfred becomes a socialite in Thomas and Martha’s stead, at their request, and this protects Bruce from undue attention before he reaches the age of majority. A “growing up in royal court” AU but for modern Gotham, as a “lowly servant” finds himself thrust into a glittering world with an innocent, traumatized child at his side and a legacy he must uphold for the next decade.
-----and one night at the gala of the year, Alfred is thrust into conversation with a wealthy businessman from overseas. A witty individual, Alfred finds himself actually enjoying the company, in no small part because the man recognizes Alfred from his theatre days, being a lover of the arts, and because the man's daughter is one of the few people Bruce will willingly interact with.
A one minutre greeting turns into an hour-long conversation, and becomes an arrangement to meet outside the gala under the pretext of the children interacting. . . Thus beginning Alfred's short fling with Ra's Al Ghul, the only man to catch his interest after Thomas and Martha's passing.
It should've been a sweet love story, but Alfred's affection crumpled to ash after Ra's revealed his plans to train Bruce a successor for the league of shadows via kidnapping the child to take to Nanda Parbat.
Thus the scandalous butler/ecoterrorist love story becomes lover to enemies toxic yaoi, the way God intended.
It's spreading 😭😭😭
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
small child. nothing bad happens to this one ever i don't think
service animal robodoggy is very precious to me i love them
she's a good buddy they take care of each other
First animation of 2026!!! Ft. Virgil! (& the yellow one…)💜🐍
FUCK it was in parallel australia
what im learning from my new habit of reading a random wikipedia article instead of browsing reddit pointlessly is that there are a lot of wikipedia articles that are not written very well. another thing i am learning is that there are a lot of football clubs in the world
meet cute idea: we’re sitting on opposite sides of a train and then the train crashes, we’re the only survivors and because the train folds in half we end up right next to each other. and then we start a band (because we’re the only survivors)
