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Obsessing Over Alastor

@lenniereadsalot

18 || They/Them || Writer & Roleplayer || Multi-Fandom & Multi-Shipper || Proship & Dead Dove Content Occasionally Found Here || Current Hyperfixation: Hellaverse

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

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orbispelagium

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

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oh-man-aw-geez
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

holy shit this was made the year i was born

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

having favs who suck is so funny because its like Hey..... Blorbo would want you to eat. and its not even true. Blorbo would tell me to fucking starve.

i'm not the best at singing. but i'm gonna sing anyway dude. i'm not the best at painting. but i'm still going to paint. my dancing will never see a stage. but it's perfect for early mornings in my bedroom and late nights with people i love. so what does this mean? it means that people are designed to do. not to be the best. just to do. if you're doing what you enjoy, then you don't have to be the best. you just have to enjoy it. you have to live.

Let’s go do fun outdoor winter activities and take vitamin d supplements and sign up for yoga class and go on antidepressants and buy a SAD lamp and stretch daily! Follow me everyone!! *slips on black ice and falls face first onto the ground and the snow piles up on my unmoving body*

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ample time? no no no you misheard me. i said apple time. 🍎🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍎🍏🍎🍎🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍏🍎🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍎🍎🍏🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

some of yall need to go back to like preschool level 'girls can do anything boys can do' feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light

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