*chuckles randomly because I remembered “Man stop wasting them peoples time”*
The one case where he’s not wasting them people’s time.
Okay I don’t know where you got that idea from but I found the original episode on YouTube and he has no twin brother nor claimed the kids were his brother’s.
He really was wasting them people’s time.
(and he’s also an asshat who verbally abused the kids and their mom)
i’d make a joke about “let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE’S story starts” but lets be real he’d still get more fanart
sir do you understand that you are being criticized right now
The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.
“exercise will give you more energy” gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into “exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to”
Depletes your current stamina, raises your max stamina
just saw a death certificate from rural 1938 where the attending physician put “DON’T KNOW. NO DIAGNOSIS.” as the cause of death. bruh.
the lady was 78 and the death did not seem to be suspicious as a coronial inquest was not ordered. I’ve seen a lot of “no physician in attendance” on older death certificates but this was the first time the doctor was like “yeah, I was there. no clue what happened. she just died. no contributing causes. just died.”
everyone jokes about Gardevoir trainers being horny freaks but I think Gardevoir trainers would actually be posting like irl doll collectors
They’d be posting ”An exquisite day for a most elegant lady” and then a picture of the cutest tea party you have ever seen for a Gardevoir wearing a lovely little hat
the real horny freaks would be posting shit like “go my loyal minions” and then a video of them siccing 6 Galarian zigzagoon on a dumpster
