Hi.

paperandpencilsandskips:

pansyfemme:

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

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lakemojave:

lakemojave:

lakemojave:

Mr. Beast is such a fascinating public figure cause he’s the only one who’s willing to outright say stuff like how his success came at the cost of his joy and human passions but when you look him in the eyes it’s clear that he doesn’t consider this a bad thing

Actually I’m not sure you can detect any core beliefs or emotions or even the will to live on Mr. Beast’s face, but that’s exactly the point. He appears completely content with being a brand instead of a human being

I take it back - he believes in, apparently, the Mormon church.

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withacurse:

moonkitty:

24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0:

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

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were–ralph:

were–ralph:

what could this possibly mean

me when i choose not to swallow

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hexthelex:

castielsprostate:

lloyd-the-green-gremlin:

castielsprostate:

harry styles, tied up, pathetically whimpering from the overstimulation on his rocky rod, begging to be allowed over the fine line:

barack obama, cruelly smiling as he holds the Pleasing® vibrator on the highest setting against harry’s sweet creature: let me be clear- you can only uhhhh- cum. when i say… you can

What-

harry styles, tied up, pathetically whimpering from the overstimulation on his rocky rod, begging to be allowed over the fine line:

barack obama, cruelly smiling as he holds the Pleasing® vibrator on the highest setting against harry’s sweet creature: let me be clear- you can only uhhhh- cum. when i say… you can

and oscar piastri is in the cuck chair

date of origin: July 25th 2025

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5149eszter:

serialnumber002:

serialnumber002:

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

put those thigns away

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pukicho:

burning-britain-official:

pukicho:

Couldn’t imagine loving an english person. “Blimey that’s a wedding ring, ‘innit” - like come on, get it together

Couldn’t imagine loving an American person.

“Boy, howdy, that’s a weddin’ ring. Well, I’d be damb” - like come on, get it together

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

nem23:

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themanslayer:

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

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