Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
HE FOUND TUMBLR??????
I’ve been here the whole time.
Dear god, he's not kidding...
ALTpredictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one
laying awake all night, stressed that I don't know much about sailing ships, and if I were to get conscripted onto an 18th century frigate I wouldn't know what to do, let alone have the necessary upper body strength to perform my duties
Look. Look I’m not reading as much fanfic as I used to.
But in case any young people out there need to hear this- it is very normal for gay people to just. take turns. For a lot of the stuff. That some of you. Seem to think are static, binariatic, opposing personality traits.
ngl some of yall treat “top” and “bottom” like they’re god given roles or immutable personality traits and not just like. where their body happens to be in relation to someone else’s rn
Being real for a second, some people use “top” and “bottom” the same way others would use “man” and “woman” and it SHOWS
the most annoying part of top / bottom meaning dominant / submissive meaning strong / weak meaning violent / nurturing meaning tough / tender meaning stoic / emotive is MEN AND WOMEN DONT AUTOMATICALLY FOLLOW THAT BINARY EITHER
aren't you guys tired of constantly reinventing sexism again
have reached the "i could learn to make stained glass" overcomplication level of minor home renovation
anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror
*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently
*flips next card over* by the devil
revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you