iloveyou9:

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♥ 5135 — 1 hour ago on 11 Jan 2026 — via babyyodablackwood

soup-mother:

soup-mother:

“I’m AFAB but i really relate to trans women so i call myself a trans woman. yknow ever since i started T i’ve felt so much like both a man and a woman, which is why i relate to transfeminity. i have so much in common with trans women because i love being a genderfuck man in a dress. it’s not like being a cis woman, it’s a different more alien and inhuman gender, transfeminity”

“wow i WISH i had your gender!” and the gender is woman

♥ 5200 — 1 hour ago on 11 Jan 2026 — via lakemojave

lesbianshepard:

Tumblr keeps saying I have a new message in my inbox from today, but it’s not showing up? If you sent me an ask in the past two hours try again.

Thanks to everyone who offered actual advice! I was trying to bait the guy who sent me racial slurs into coming off anon so I could privately respond with amongus cock

♥ 67 — 3 hours ago on 11 Jan 2026 — via lesbianshepard

miamignonette:

not using chatgpt is literally the easiest thing in the world

♥ 1317 — 4 hours ago on 11 Jan 2026 — via babyyodablackwood

yourdaddyslumberjack:

darkcomedies:

darkcomedies:

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

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a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

@xollos

♥ 159513 — 8 hours ago on 11 Jan 2026 — via xollos

agrossunderstatement:

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♥ 757 — 11 hours ago on 11 Jan 2026 — via normalhumanblogger

estavionpira:

Lowballing some idiot on a pair of mint condition baby shoes RN, will keep you posted

♥ 8768 — 14 hours ago on 11 Jan 2026 — via zitkaa

doubleca5t:

You know what, fuck you *banishes you to the late 90s music video dimension*

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♥ 22466 — 18 hours ago on 11 Jan 2026 — via bloodlinemagick

sacred-portal:

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♥ 5831 — 1 day ago on 10 Jan 2026 — via teaboot

mkultra-dropout2:

sun wukong… very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

♥ 30198 — 1 day ago on 10 Jan 2026 — via spiribia