what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa

This is a major issue I've found with online relationships. Ironically, despite actually meeting people IRL being more difficult, hanging out IRL is so much easier, since you can just sit with someone and vibe whereas if you're on the phone then you're just sitting in silence with the magic slab.

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

Don't even worry about all that

#well why did he even buy a scrying mirror if he didn’t expect his familiar to scry

cat understood the assignment

this is great, because the cat looks at her, kind of studies her for a moment and then turns away and imitates her position and the way she's looking out towards nothing (actually toward the camera but to the cat it looks like nothing of particular interest). Cats use mimicry as a form of social bonding. This is why so often if you have to cats you'll find them napping near each other in the same position. It's like they look and say "ahh I see you are napping in a U shape, I also enjoy napping in that particular shape. I am friendly and will U shape nap along with you" This cat studies the strange human and goes "okay, guess we're sitting upright and staring blankly out into space. I can get into that" and proceeds to do just that.

My mom just told me when was my age she got pregnant while she had two different fwb situations going on and didn’t know who the dad was so she went to the guys separately and said “I’ll pay for half the abortion if you pay half” and collected half the money from each guy . Her mind

when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

feeling random so um

TAG ONE PERSON WHO YOU THINK DESERVES THE WORLD AND WHO YOU LOVE VERY MUCH

(can be platonic or romantic love, feel free to specify)

YOU ARE SO LOVED, YOU DESERVE THE WORLD, AND HAVE A FANTABULOUS DAY

obvi my tag is my bf <3 @choucon

JOIN THE TRAIN PEOPLE

@yunahstuff (YOUR LITERAL THE BEST MOOTIE WTF AHHH 🥹)

WHAT I'M GONNA CRY😭😭😭 ILY TOO POOKIE 🥹🩷

(us btw)

AND TAGGING MORE PEOPLE AS WELL

@cherishyunah @jisunggy @j4eyxn @youngseolover @chronoghoul @wonsoire @wonmyhrt @eyekoniczzz

i love all my mutuals 🥺

Wait this is so so cute ahhh I love you too, darling!!

TAGGING MORE AMAZING PEOPLE BC THEY LIGHT UP MY LIFE AND I SIMPLY ADORE THEM 🥺

@nightmarenyxx @cepheus3 @strawberriesoup @0omillo0 @fly-you-dam-fools @urlocalmultigroupfan @inlovewithstraykids @hityoulikebahng @hannieslittlerockstar @staybabblingbaby @dearly-somber @dearbisky @jeonginnieswifey @minniebbang

Literally gonna start sobbing don't do me like this 😭😭😭 I love an appreciate you too, friend 🥹🫶

I gotta call out my beloved mooties 💜 @chancloud8, @brbwritingfanfic, @lazyfacecowboy, @thatgirlangelb, @sh0dor1, thank you all for talking to me and letting me yap and supporting me so much all the time 🥹 You make my world a brighter place, and I'm so glad to know you 💜💜💜💜💜

BABS DONT DO THIS TO ME OMG YOURE SO AMAXING I LOVE YOU <333

To my absolute beloved friends <33

@karirixoxo69 @veragoodasgone @heliiyahh

@deepinthegroves @xstrawberryshiftsx @binniemyluvv @ryanmirae @lcvejjoong

Even though many of you ive meet recently i still love yall and want to show my appreciation for you guys <333

AWWWW 🥹💕💕💕 Love you too!! <3

And to my other pookies love y’all 🥹🫶

@seriyass @senaenabear @binniemyluvv @ji4h25 @reality--shifter @princesswhimsyy @easyboyrecliner @bbycakes36 @sol4moka @linasdreamnotes @nellyshifts @nyamnyambattery @whimsicamy @sorenverse @shaunamarie02 <333

Stop ill cry 🥹

@reality--shifter @sorenverse @serenvious @wanderincowboy @vespurrzz and the rest of my moots 🩷

THIS IS SO SWEET AWWW

i hope you all know i’m always thinking about you my darling mooties

@thatmysticalshifter , @musefied , @ashstwr , @reality--shifter , @luxange , @eternal-stay , @daydreaminglilac1128

that’s so sweet lovey tysm ♥︎♥︎

TYSMMMM ILYTTTT

me holding a mini version of u trust

@marylll @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @cloverfin @charlie-francis-spring @dolcegbaby @sasgaycumfilledcondom @velvetwrappedashes @whispywonderland @what-i-am-so-far @radio-silence-fan @robinirisbriar @redheadeatsbread @yopyops @yelyahwilliams @strangerwhovian @shinydreamtacoprune-blog

@iknowyouknowreeknowyeahhh @kay27-iread @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @ratreekinghavock @rottmnt-tmnt @demonshauntme2 @massivelystupidlevisimp @thetinyanimeaxolotl @tinysanemi @pants-for-free123 @shinluve @atetheluck @sashaaalikescherry @foldedchip @calicocat-official @ginger-snap-doodles @alienabsorber @angelcries11 @starsoriginalsin @irumichandaesuu @l1l1pad @beccahasarrived

TYSMMMMM🥹🥹💖💖

@trashiiisawsome @vincian2 @sasgaycumfilledcondom @iknowyouknowreeknowyeahhh-deact @jahanadulset-deactivated2025102 @about-that-teenie-girl @stonergrrl34 @mysecretanablog @nervouswhisperstree @vampireswillneverhurtuuu020666 @tinysanemi @massivelystupidlevisimp @sketchettemuffin 🫶🫶🫶

AW TYSMMMMMMMMMM :'333333333333

@rottmnt-tmnt @brokenarcademachine @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @pusstopus @kay27-iread @trashiiisawsome @king-goose-official @multifandomgirly16 @sasgaycumfilledcondom @ambivertpotato2137 @telemachushehe @autistobrat @dreamless-cosmos

@abovethemoon333 @morairtea221 @identitycroissant-tm @rosemelodyshah @oxythemoronisback-deactivated20 @apazwtsn @dragonoftheshadows @i-eat-rusty-nails @br35ch @do--not--you-dare and all the other moots of mine i forgot the names of <3

Awwwwwww meeee???

You too :3

Uh

@aceofpans @princessnymphae @spectrexviiii @king-of-oreo @bubble-official @identitycroissant-tm

AWWWW TY BESTIE <3333

@shenanigan42 @pixelchasm @mokabom @justcallmedom31 @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @the-holy-ghost-offical @sentientbisexualflag @slowwalkingbisexualgirl @southasiandisaster @coquette-corpsie @cranberry-branflakes @im-on-earth-dipshit @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @auddieee @ash-cherryblossom @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @do--not--you-dare (i know u just tagged me but u deserve extra love coz ur amazing and ty for the spamlikes)

WTF OMG THANK YOU IM ON THE VERGE OF CRYING AUGHH YKW I'M TAGGING LIKE AS MANY PEOPLE I KNOW OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD ILY ALL

@lilbimbogirl9 @bifflesnitch @winnytrash-ex @moonfueledstarboy @moonchildsart @tamsong @icyvenombastion @princessnymphae @weoponizedautism @imverysillyfr @the-awkward-fish @the-vampire-in-the-closet @blo0dskyz @mlmloverforlife @miserable-angels @gr1mmfolkgrrl @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @whoisthattttt @quietghostygirl @allaboutbethsblog @tired-old-hag @lunasleepychan @bandaged-angel @itz-pingu-lol @deadpavement @crims0nr0s3 @fluffyconfuzzlement @literally-maria @life-of-wiz @moonlitvomit @girl-on-the-subway @good-alter-ego @cate7official @im-too-emotionally-involved @eddiemunsonsguitarpic @shah4139 @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

awwwwww me?!?????? @toulousesparkle @ravenisherebbg @rottingfairy01 @vincian4 @radio-silence-fan @jojothedinooo @popcorn077 @whimsyy-yurisworld @confessionsofajirai @constantlymusing @irisponsible-4ever @i-hate-everything101 @leftoverspacedust @ieatmacbooks @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @impuls1vity-is-a-virtue @lunarlee101 @mod-san @charmyontop3 @former-gifted-kids-now-burnout @avery-is-sleepy OMGGG IT ISS AN HONOURRRRRR

Omg ty so much vomit, you're on of my favourit-est bitches, you also deserve the world dude.

I think the following people deserve the world and happiness and pretty much every universe and people who love and care abt them, also I think every person (apart from assholes who don't care about other humans and human rights, but even they can change) does:

@roseenby, @1felldownthestairs, @theoretically-writing-fics, @eeveesartsnstuff, @kikiexists, @moonlitvomit, @neversaymayday, @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool, @ilistentogirlinred, @toulousesparkle, @funky-dyspraxic, @1fellupthestairs, @pc-on-a-motorbike, @someones-here-for-sure, @futurecatladypt2, @newtish250, @yaekos1llyx3, @democritus-atomos, @do--not--you-dare, @ghostlybluetrain, @bluehaired234, @thevegetablenoonedaresname, @heinzbeanzz0325

^I love all these children

PC WISHES YOU HAPPINESS TOO. PC HOPES THAT ALL HER MOOTS HAVE A GREAT DAY AND STAY SAFE AND HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND HAVE ALL THEIR LIMBS

@ign1ster @ash-cherryblossom @dying-pen-offical @unliterary-nonsense @a-lil-bit-weird @just-a-casual-larker @bone-lord @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool

I cannot choose one...only ones I can remember off the top of my head! Have a very splendid day, my scrumptious mutuals! *shakes the glass jar I have you captive in*

Oh, I have my limbs! :)

@ericelf66 @britishteaaa @horror-movie-offical @pond-scum-offical

Awe pennnn 🥹 Ahem well anyways! I’ll just put all of my siblings and mother and moots! <3<3<3<3

and yo i don't think I can choose one. (love is platonic!!!)

@united-nations-world @santerball @moonjellyfisho @s0l4rb4llsf4n @mtx-art @filipinoball @dying-pen-offical @nefariouslittleschemer @yoylecak3 @not-offical-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @pizzapops-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas@the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @yearning--offical @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

help me.

anyways just know I luv you allll!! <3

back at ya!

my parent: @not-offical-offical

grandparent: @violetrosiecookie

my siblings (adopted by my mother): @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas@the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical @a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

my cousins: @onion-opinions-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical

my uncle: @hunger-offical

my G A R L I C B R E A D children: @im-on-crack-send-help @sheyystar (send asks to be garlic bread adopted <3)

and mod's additions;

@shimmerytimbers @this-blog-name-is-not-taken @whataspectaclebear @evyyy77 @amkicn @snipemeout @omnipitant-duck @peetaeverdeennn @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @lightsabersandbluecookies @deepsleepsoul @raynilikescats @do--not--you-dare @shitposterbarbie @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @mjthesilly @jel-e-ton @im-on-crack-send-help @roseisgoat @no-one-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @mike-wheeler-offical @erica-sinclair-offical @astracaedes @bubble-official @sapphic-offical @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @ninahufflepuff @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical @sapphic-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @stockimage-offical @grimoire-of-one-paintblob @u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo @shah4139 @postie-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution

DUDHSBSJSJ OMG THANK YOU AAAAA

@britishteaaa ty for tagging me too i just got to this one first lol

i love u moots <3

@ririwithrice @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @marinebiology-offical @aceofpans @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @valentine-cadaver @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical @do--not--you-dare @pizzapops-offical @neptunic-offical @crypticgoose3 @tidy-offical @inflated-ego-offical @gaslight-offical @breadteleporter-offical @chaos-ducks @funkym0nkey-onyx @unshipper-offical @rainbowkessem @untitledoffical @hunger-offical @yearning--offical @microwave-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @jel-e-ton @bra1n-offical

my 45 kids who i love very much <3

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

sok <3 all sok's siblings, sok's mama and sok's mooties

@cringysparklecat-offical @deductivelogico-offical @onion-opinions-offical @horror-movie-offical @no-one-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @insaniac-offical @towel-offical @pond-scum-offical @existing-offical @goblin-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shoebill-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @eraser-offical @sophisticated-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @cherry-coke-offical @mr-clean-offical @pipis-official @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @gabenugget1141-official @jinshis-frog-offical @plus-boy-len-offical @catlover-offical @psychotic-wizard-official @rain-offical @mcsm-official @creepy-crawlies-offical @catlover-offical @nixie-offical @proper-punctuation-offical

AAA THANKS SOK <333

@smolwriter @beansandsausages32 @raynilikescats @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @the-grassy-hill @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @0llierawr @pond-scum-offical @ash-cherryblossom @theredlumas2 @medieval-peasant-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @catlover-offical @shattered-gay-mess @aliensatemysocks @misanthropic-romantic

THANK YOU

@sodermywodercat @bubble-official @chuuya-under-cottonwood-trees @emoemu69 @cmd-shift4 @221bandconfused

AAA THANK YOUU

@bubble-official @casino-stan @bungoustrayfrogs @wishing-on-stardust @nic0mancy @def-not-secretly-a-demigod @bucky-barnes-at-221b

AWWWWW THANK YOU YOU’RE SO SWEET

i love you all! you all deserve the world so there’s no way i can choose just one

@mayafoxwitch @cosmopolitanalienation @thefangedman @tiedinforgetmeknots @lethe-herbal-tea @actualstardust

Awwww, this is a sweet trend! <3

(I’m retagging people because they deserve the world)

@wishing-on-stardust @tiedinforgetmeknots @thefangedman @xx-g0hard-0r-g0h0m0-xx @moricat @lunamoth25

feeling random so um

TAG ONE PERSON WHO YOU THINK DESERVES THE WORLD AND WHO YOU LOVE VERY MUCH

(can be platonic or romantic love, feel free to specify)

YOU ARE SO LOVED, YOU DESERVE THE WORLD, AND HAVE A FANTABULOUS DAY

obvi my tag is my bf <3 @choucon

JOIN THE TRAIN PEOPLE

@yunahstuff (YOUR LITERAL THE BEST MOOTIE WTF AHHH 🥹)

WHAT I'M GONNA CRY😭😭😭 ILY TOO POOKIE 🥹🩷

(us btw)

AND TAGGING MORE PEOPLE AS WELL

@cherishyunah @jisunggy @j4eyxn @youngseolover @chronoghoul @wonsoire @wonmyhrt @eyekoniczzz

i love all my mutuals 🥺

Wait this is so so cute ahhh I love you too, darling!!

TAGGING MORE AMAZING PEOPLE BC THEY LIGHT UP MY LIFE AND I SIMPLY ADORE THEM 🥺

@nightmarenyxx @cepheus3 @strawberriesoup @0omillo0 @fly-you-dam-fools @urlocalmultigroupfan @inlovewithstraykids @hityoulikebahng @hannieslittlerockstar @staybabblingbaby @dearly-somber @dearbisky @jeonginnieswifey @minniebbang

Literally gonna start sobbing don't do me like this 😭😭😭 I love an appreciate you too, friend 🥹🫶

I gotta call out my beloved mooties 💜 @chancloud8, @brbwritingfanfic, @lazyfacecowboy, @thatgirlangelb, @sh0dor1, thank you all for talking to me and letting me yap and supporting me so much all the time 🥹 You make my world a brighter place, and I'm so glad to know you 💜💜💜💜💜

BABS DONT DO THIS TO ME OMG YOURE SO AMAXING I LOVE YOU <333

To my absolute beloved friends <33

@karirixoxo69 @veragoodasgone @heliiyahh

@deepinthegroves @xstrawberryshiftsx @binniemyluvv @ryanmirae @lcvejjoong

Even though many of you ive meet recently i still love yall and want to show my appreciation for you guys <333

AWWWW 🥹💕💕💕 Love you too!! <3

And to my other pookies love y’all 🥹🫶

@seriyass @senaenabear @binniemyluvv @ji4h25 @reality--shifter @princesswhimsyy @easyboyrecliner @bbycakes36 @sol4moka @linasdreamnotes @nellyshifts @nyamnyambattery @whimsicamy @sorenverse @shaunamarie02 <333

Stop ill cry 🥹

@reality--shifter @sorenverse @serenvious @wanderincowboy @vespurrzz and the rest of my moots 🩷

THIS IS SO SWEET AWWW

i hope you all know i’m always thinking about you my darling mooties

@thatmysticalshifter , @musefied , @ashstwr , @reality--shifter , @luxange , @eternal-stay , @daydreaminglilac1128

that’s so sweet lovey tysm ♥︎♥︎

TYSMMMM ILYTTTT

me holding a mini version of u trust

@marylll @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @cloverfin @charlie-francis-spring @dolcegbaby @sasgaycumfilledcondom @velvetwrappedashes @whispywonderland @what-i-am-so-far @radio-silence-fan @robinirisbriar @redheadeatsbread @yopyops @yelyahwilliams @strangerwhovian @shinydreamtacoprune-blog

@iknowyouknowreeknowyeahhh @kay27-iread @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @ratreekinghavock @rottmnt-tmnt @demonshauntme2 @massivelystupidlevisimp @thetinyanimeaxolotl @tinysanemi @pants-for-free123 @shinluve @atetheluck @sashaaalikescherry @foldedchip @calicocat-official @ginger-snap-doodles @alienabsorber @angelcries11 @starsoriginalsin @irumichandaesuu @l1l1pad @beccahasarrived

TYSMMMMM🥹🥹💖💖

@trashiiisawsome @vincian2 @sasgaycumfilledcondom @iknowyouknowreeknowyeahhh-deact @jahanadulset-deactivated2025102 @about-that-teenie-girl @stonergrrl34 @mysecretanablog @nervouswhisperstree @vampireswillneverhurtuuu020666 @tinysanemi @massivelystupidlevisimp @sketchettemuffin 🫶🫶🫶

AW TYSMMMMMMMMMM :'333333333333

@rottmnt-tmnt @brokenarcademachine @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @pusstopus @kay27-iread @trashiiisawsome @king-goose-official @multifandomgirly16 @sasgaycumfilledcondom @ambivertpotato2137 @telemachushehe @autistobrat @dreamless-cosmos

@abovethemoon333 @morairtea221 @identitycroissant-tm @rosemelodyshah @oxythemoronisback-deactivated20 @apazwtsn @dragonoftheshadows @i-eat-rusty-nails @br35ch @do--not--you-dare and all the other moots of mine i forgot the names of <3

Awwwwwww meeee???

You too :3

Uh

@aceofpans @princessnymphae @spectrexviiii @king-of-oreo @bubble-official @identitycroissant-tm

AWWWW TY BESTIE <3333

@shenanigan42 @pixelchasm @mokabom @justcallmedom31 @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @the-holy-ghost-offical @sentientbisexualflag @slowwalkingbisexualgirl @southasiandisaster @coquette-corpsie @cranberry-branflakes @im-on-earth-dipshit @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @auddieee @ash-cherryblossom @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @do--not--you-dare (i know u just tagged me but u deserve extra love coz ur amazing and ty for the spamlikes)

WTF OMG THANK YOU IM ON THE VERGE OF CRYING AUGHH YKW I'M TAGGING LIKE AS MANY PEOPLE I KNOW OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD ILY ALL

@lilbimbogirl9 @bifflesnitch @winnytrash-ex @moonfueledstarboy @moonchildsart @tamsong @icyvenombastion @princessnymphae @weoponizedautism @imverysillyfr @the-awkward-fish @the-vampire-in-the-closet @blo0dskyz @mlmloverforlife @miserable-angels @gr1mmfolkgrrl @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @whoisthattttt @quietghostygirl @allaboutbethsblog @tired-old-hag @lunasleepychan @bandaged-angel @itz-pingu-lol @deadpavement @crims0nr0s3 @fluffyconfuzzlement @literally-maria @life-of-wiz @moonlitvomit @girl-on-the-subway @good-alter-ego @cate7official @im-too-emotionally-involved @eddiemunsonsguitarpic @shah4139 @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

awwwwww me?!?????? @toulousesparkle @ravenisherebbg @rottingfairy01 @vincian4 @radio-silence-fan @jojothedinooo @popcorn077 @whimsyy-yurisworld @confessionsofajirai @constantlymusing @irisponsible-4ever @i-hate-everything101 @leftoverspacedust @ieatmacbooks @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @impuls1vity-is-a-virtue @lunarlee101 @mod-san @charmyontop3 @former-gifted-kids-now-burnout @avery-is-sleepy OMGGG IT ISS AN HONOURRRRRR

Omg ty so much vomit, you're on of my favourit-est bitches, you also deserve the world dude.

I think the following people deserve the world and happiness and pretty much every universe and people who love and care abt them, also I think every person (apart from assholes who don't care about other humans and human rights, but even they can change) does:

@roseenby, @1felldownthestairs, @theoretically-writing-fics, @eeveesartsnstuff, @kikiexists, @moonlitvomit, @neversaymayday, @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool, @ilistentogirlinred, @toulousesparkle, @funky-dyspraxic, @1fellupthestairs, @pc-on-a-motorbike, @someones-here-for-sure, @futurecatladypt2, @newtish250, @yaekos1llyx3, @democritus-atomos, @do--not--you-dare, @ghostlybluetrain, @bluehaired234, @thevegetablenoonedaresname, @heinzbeanzz0325

^I love all these children

PC WISHES YOU HAPPINESS TOO. PC HOPES THAT ALL HER MOOTS HAVE A GREAT DAY AND STAY SAFE AND HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND HAVE ALL THEIR LIMBS

@ign1ster @ash-cherryblossom @dying-pen-offical @unliterary-nonsense @a-lil-bit-weird @just-a-casual-larker @bone-lord @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool

I cannot choose one...only ones I can remember off the top of my head! Have a very splendid day, my scrumptious mutuals! *shakes the glass jar I have you captive in*

Oh, I have my limbs! :)

@ericelf66 @britishteaaa @horror-movie-offical @pond-scum-offical

Awe pennnn 🥹 Ahem well anyways! I’ll just put all of my siblings and mother and moots! <3<3<3<3

and yo i don't think I can choose one. (love is platonic!!!)

@united-nations-world @santerball @moonjellyfisho @s0l4rb4llsf4n @mtx-art @filipinoball @dying-pen-offical @nefariouslittleschemer @yoylecak3 @not-offical-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical@aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @pizzapops-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas@the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @yearning--offical @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

help me.

anyways just know I luv you allll!! <3

back at ya!

my parent: @not-offical-offical

grandparent: @violetrosiecookie

my siblings (adopted by my mother): @gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas@the-cheese-official @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical @a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

my cousins: @onion-opinions-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical

my uncle: @hunger-offical

my G A R L I C B R E A D children: @im-on-crack-send-help @sheyystar (send asks to be garlic bread adopted <3)

and mod's additions;

@shimmerytimbers @this-blog-name-is-not-taken @whataspectaclebear @evyyy77 @amkicn @snipemeout @omnipitant-duck @peetaeverdeennn @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @lightsabersandbluecookies @deepsleepsoul @raynilikescats @do--not--you-dare @shitposterbarbie @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @mjthesilly @jel-e-ton @im-on-crack-send-help @roseisgoat @no-one-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @mike-wheeler-offical @erica-sinclair-offical @astracaedes @bubble-official @sapphic-offical @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @ninahufflepuff @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical @sapphic-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @stockimage-offical @grimoire-of-one-paintblob @u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo @shah4139 @postie-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution

DUDHSBSJSJ OMG THANK YOU AAAAA

@britishteaaa ty for tagging me too i just got to this one first lol

i love u moots <3

@ririwithrice @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @marinebiology-offical @aceofpans @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @valentine-cadaver @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical @do--not--you-dare @pizzapops-offical @neptunic-offical @crypticgoose3 @tidy-offical @inflated-ego-offical @gaslight-offical @breadteleporter-offical @chaos-ducks @funkym0nkey-onyx @unshipper-offical @rainbowkessem @untitledoffical @hunger-offical @yearning--offical @microwave-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @jel-e-ton @bra1n-offical

my 45 kids who i love very much <3

@gay-cheerios-offical @dnd-character-offical @aethinus @winterinkspill @biohazard-offical @watercooler-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @garlic-bread-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @autumnstar06 @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @untitledoffical @sok-offical @rain-offical @heraldofbooksthethird @shenanigan42 @chat-official @prehistoric-chihuahuas @the-cheese-offical @hunger-offical @purplemoon11 @mxtx-offical @unstable-cucumber @spooky-cryptid-friend @the-loonylunie-on-yt @psychotic-wizard-official @i-could-do-stuff2 @shinies-offical @moth-offical @unholyfrogspawn-offical @meme-offical @liminal-space-offical @quiet-girl-offical @hampter-offical @existing-offical@a-clown-offical @yourlocalfandomfriendo @britishteaaa @unshipper-offical @introvert-official @shiny-and-domsticated-dih @42autisticfrogs @sm64-green-toad @8-ball-official @homeschooler-offical

sok <3 all sok's siblings, sok's mama and sok's mooties

@cringysparklecat-offical @deductivelogico-offical @onion-opinions-offical @horror-movie-offical @no-one-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @insaniac-offical @towel-offical @pond-scum-offical @existing-offical @goblin-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shoebill-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @eraser-offical @sophisticated-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @cherry-coke-offical @mr-clean-offical @pipis-official @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @gabenugget1141-official @jinshis-frog-offical @plus-boy-len-offical @catlover-offical @psychotic-wizard-official @rain-offical @mcsm-official @creepy-crawlies-offical @catlover-offical @nixie-offical @proper-punctuation-offical

AAA THANKS SOK <333

@smolwriter @beansandsausages32 @raynilikescats @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @the-grassy-hill @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @0llierawr @pond-scum-offical @ash-cherryblossom @theredlumas2 @medieval-peasant-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @catlover-offical @shattered-gay-mess @aliensatemysocks @misanthropic-romantic

THANK YOU

@sodermywodercat @bubble-official @chuuya-under-cottonwood-trees @emoemu69 @cmd-shift4 @221bandconfused

AAA THANK YOUU

@bubble-official @casino-stan @bungoustrayfrogs @wishing-on-stardust @nic0mancy @def-not-secretly-a-demigod @bucky-barnes-at-221b

AWWWWW THANK YOU YOU’RE SO SWEET

i love you all! you all deserve the world so there’s no way i can choose just one

@mayafoxwitch @cosmopolitanalienation @thefangedman @tiedinforgetmeknots @lethe-herbal-tea @actualstardust

starting a collection

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

Harry: Kim, what's following that kid?

Kim: ...

Harry: What?

Kim: What are you talking about?

Inland Empire [80%]

Looks like you're the only one who can see it.

Harry: The... bone monster?

Kim: The bone monster.

Harry: Yes. The bone monster.

THE BONE MONSTER - As you approach it grins, watching you watching it.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - "Good morning officers."

YOU - Continue looking at the bone monster.

THE BONE MONSTER - It tilts its head to the side quizzically at you.

YOU - Tilt your head in response.

THE BONE MONSTER - It begins leering over you, grinning even harder.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - The kid turns towards you.

PERCEPTION [LEGENDARY: SUCCESS] - For a moment he looked at the bone monster, and then to you.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - "Is there a problem, officers?"

KIM - "You will have to forgive my partner, he has quite an active imagination."

THE BONE MONSTER - "You hear that? I'm just a part of your imagination."

INLAND EMPIRE - I don't think he's a part of your imagination.

This man... He can see Ryuk? But how? The only explanation is that he touched my Death Note, but I've had it with me all day! Did he sneak into my room last night while I was asleep? But, all my security measures were intact... And he seems confused, is he putting on an act? Let me see if I can...

"Pardon me officer, I don't think I caught your name?"

"Uh, well that's the thing, I, uh, don't actually remember it at the moment."

Damn him! He knows I need a name to kill, and now he's taunting me! He can see Ryuk, too, so one wrong move could end me! I might have to make the eye deal at this point...

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LOGIC [Medium, failure]: This bone monster is obviously Kira. You are fucked.

> Attempt to arrest the bone monster

PERCEPTION [EASY: FAILURE] - You can't tell what gender it is.

YOU - "Excuse me, sir-- or, uh, madam?-- Bone... person..."

THE BONE MONSTER - It laughs, a deep, gutteral sound, like air escaping from the lungs of a corpse. As its jaw moves, you can see rows upon rows of sharp teeth inside its gaping maw.

COMPOSURE [CHALLENGING: SUCCESS] - You stand your ground and manage not to freak out.

YOU - "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come down to the police station. You... uh, match the description of a suspect... I think."

THE BONE MONSTER - It lets out a loud, phlegmatic belly laugh. "What are you going to do, arrest me?"

AUTHORITY - Damn right you are. Cuff him.

YOU - "Yes, as a matter of fact, I will. You are under arrest on suspicion of being Kira. Put your hands forward, wrists together."

KIM - "How exactly are you going to handcuff a hallucination, Detective?"

THE BONE MONSTER - It laughs again, like this is the funniest thing in the world, before obediently sticking out its arms.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - His eyes go wide and his face goes pale as you place the cuffs on the monster's wrists, before his gaze darts to Kim.

KIM - He is staring at the cuffs. He looks bewildered. "Are those handcuffs... floating?"

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Shit! Ryuk, why did you have to comply?! Is this a game to you? No matter... They still don't realize that I'm Kira, not Ryuk. All I have to do is stay calm and act surprised. I'm sure Ryuk can just escape later, once he gets bored. And this other cop obviously can't see him, so it seems it's only the first one who has touched a Death Note... I just need to make it seem that he's the only one who can see Shinigami. Then I'll seem innocent, and he'll be the suspicious one!

"How did you do that? Is it some kind of magic trick?"

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SHIVERS [Heroic, Success]: As intimidating as it looks, the bone monster isn't the real threat.

I don't know shit about Harry's universe but I wanna see where this is gonna go. I vote cigarettes next.

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

reblog to disturb jk rowling

You can cut past like 90% of gender essentialism by shifting from "men are like X because they're men, and women are like Y because they're women" to "people are held to different standards, given different amounts of criticism, grace, encouragement etc based on positionality and they change and grow as a result."

been thinking about fandom’s reactionary tendency to over-correct recently. one widespread opinion becomes perceived as wrong and suddenly it’s only valid to think the exact OPPOSITE and then it repeats. can we try nuance maybeee