I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

If you are one of my mutuals for a long time, are transfemme, and are a Valley Girl in the LA metro area

please dm me bc I wanna hang out and have more friends irl 🥺

babyanimalgifs:

Caught my dog doing a lil two step at the park like it’s nothing

(Source)

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spinetacks:

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🩷🥹❕

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dapperapples:

You see my annihilator explode from an ammo crit. It splits apart into four urbanmechs, which scurry about in a panic, before recombining back into an annihilator.

Why doesn’t the Annilator have a tail

paintdoktahwho:

a comic about the new episode of doctor who, The Devil's Chord! the doctor and ruby talk about where they should travel to. doctor: "where in time and space do u want to go?" ruby: "i want to see the beatles!"ALT
the doctor grins and points at her doctor: "brilliant. i know just where to go." ruby: "amazing!! thank you doctor"ALT
the doctor stands cuntily at the tardis console inputting info. ruby grasps her hands and muses.  ruby: "i can't believe it's finally going to happen... i'm finally going to see what i've only ever read about in interviews with the beatles..."ALT
close-up on ruby as she says "...the time they got together and jerked off in the same room!"ALT
the doctor stops typing and stares blanklyALT
he turns around and somberly says "ruby..."  ruby looks concernedALT
but then with a huge smile he swivels a console around revealing a screen that says "DESTINATION: THE TIME THE BEATLES JERKED OFF IN THE SAME ROOM"  ruby smilesALT

google it

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slitherpunk:

hey sorry yeah this is suuuper embarrassing but like. i freakin. i left all my pages out in the scary forest. yeah the pages with the creepy drawings on them. it would really do me a solid if you could go collect those. im sssooo sorry i know i always fucking do this

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cryptwretch:

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holy shit

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gaytanic-panic:

gaytanic-panic:

gaytanic-panic:

ngl a sex worker pride parade would go so fucking hard

local whores from the community! on floats! booths and vendors!

“but knowing sex workers, all the local girls would have beef with each other and not wanna participate together”

babe veterans are the same way and they all manage to come together for parades, we could do this

self-loving-vampire:

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blackjame:

blackjame:

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Christians love doing stuff like this and making such a person the face of their religion then turn around and get mad when they’re (correctly) seen as insufferable.

Some of the same people upset a Muslim man is poised to be the mayor of New York. But sure, they give AF about supposed “religious discrimination”.

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Let my Black behind have thrown a fit like this and I’m sure the same crowd supporting this girl would be telling me to sit my DEI ass down.

i think some people are misunderstanding what this girl is doing as her being stupid: she (almost certainly) did this on purpose to get attention in the hopes of becoming a conservative media/social media darling. it’s becoming a taught career strategy for young conservatives in the anglosphere, particularly white women. Get your name in the press - or your face on a talk show! - for standing up to Woke University with your Conservative Values, get a social media following, get a regular segment on a conservative news network or become a figure in the conservative party.

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It’s not stupidity, it’s malice. The goal is not to get a passing grade for a garbage essay but to fabricate a controversy and ruin a trans person’s life. The posts in the screencaps above fail to mention this but the target is trans.

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veguinsky:

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And they lived happily ever after… 💖✨
Congratulations on completing the challenge! 🎉
I hope you enjoyed all the drawings 🤭😘

rop3bunn7:

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feminismandmedia:

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[image description: a tweet by user @indigenousAI saying

“fun fact: as a DV survivor i cannot register to vote because doing so makes my address public. anyone who is fleeing or hiding from an abuser is automatically disenfranchised from the political process and this is a feature, not a bug”]

I don’t know of the original poster might not be aware

but!

if you’ve been a victim of domestic violence, sexual assault, or stalking, you can enroll into the address confidentiality program (free of cost!) and be registered to vote as an absentee voter and your name and address will not be made available for the public

it is super easy to get enrolled - the application takes like 5 minutes, but it has to be with someone who is certified to do it (most likely an advocate! try going to a family justice center in your area or calling the Attorney Generals office in your area!!!!)

ALSO : 

you don’t need to have any police reports or have a protection order to qualify!!! you just have to sign stating that you’ve been a victim of one of the aforementioned crimes.

Links to the info for every state in the Wikipedia article:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Address_confidentiality_program

Reposting as Primaries and General Voting are coming up.

this also works for legal name changes, theres a waver.

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mrbungler:

When are they gonna make a tv show about two clowns who are gay & having an affair that they have to keep secret because of the homophobia in the clown industry & they have explicit gay clown sex on screen

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shores-of-oblivion:

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LADY CUSTODES! LADY CUSTODES!

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orufevre:

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pokke forgot her winter coat again

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gunzomi:

gunzomi:

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greenlabcoat:

greenlabcoat:

benadryl at home? feel like a gnome

benadryl at work? to the bathroom for a jerk

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throwing grenades at my post ?

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