yeahokayillreblogthat:

left-reminders:

excalibelle:

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

yeah okay ill reblog that

poetry-protest-pornography:

tammycraps:

I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

Idk, I think the spelling adds a certain junuh say qwa

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

It feels almost unbelievable that there’s an Olympics this year. Not just this year but next month. Like can you please come back another time thanks

At least they’re in Italy though

tastylemonbread:

thatnoulguyorsomething:

tastylemonbread:

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

secret third option actually. now, don’t have me break this thing down for nothing

trauma-tits:

Black Panther Party in Philly at ICE protest ✊🏿

boomer-mythology-destroyer:

bythestardoggedmoon: