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death will not do us part you stupid cunt

they discovered a new love language it's called smacking ur partner in the face with ur cock

nothing hits the spot like sitting still with your arms crossed and looking around and not talking

girl who is sitting in a chair quietly with a neutral expression actually screaming very loudly in her head

she bet on my dogs till I lose

*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!

You can get this shirt from my shop here!

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

@pscentral mini event: get to know the members ⤷ Shameless; I just closed my stupid eyes to it because I wanted it to work so bad.