Contemplating crimes….
The wizard!
men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal
I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it
Elf: How have you kept this castle maintained for a thousand years if your lives are so short?
Human: We just train new people how to do it?
Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*
Human: Are you alright?
Elf: I just realized that we didn’t have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.
Human: What?
Human: Wait that’s why there’s ruins of elven cities even though you live for so long? You just keep not asking people how to do things? How do you learn anything?
Elf: There’s a lot of “you’ve got time to figure it out on your own” attitudes floating around in our society that I’m starting to question somewhat.
Elf: That sword, where did you get it?
Human: My cousin made it.
Elf: Impossible! Those metalworking techniques were lost a hundred years ago!
Human: What do you mean lost? My great-grandmother learned to make these swords from an elven smith, then taught it to her kids.
Elf: That's ridiculous. No elf would give such secrets to a human.
Human: They didn't. Meemaw delivered the metal to the forge, and no one kicked her out when she stayed and watched. She always said they barely acknowledged her even when doing business with her, like she wasn't worth noticing.
Elf: Come to think of it, my great-uncle always was rather single-minded when he started working.
Human: So he wasn't ignoring her, he just forgot she was there?
Elf: Oh, he was definitely ignoring her, too. He was super racist.
fish dont know im wet
merging two asks into one! have some doodles of the yoko duo!!
(also i am feeling better this week, so i’ll close requests tonight!)
no one ever clicks on me to start my side quest #overit
FYI OPs side quest only gives a common accessory
Unmute !
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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.
Guess what day it is again folks
Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.
Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.
Happy First Monday of 2026 to those two newscasters specifically.
this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip
god, the voice actor cooked with this one
I should hope so, Frank Welker has been playing Fred since before my mom was born. Meanwhile every other character has been replaced multiple times, sometimes by Frank Welker
I imagine if he wasn't good at it someone would have told him to stop by now