This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
my soul and the river i washed my face in accidentally swapped places. now my soul springs from the mountains stretched thin to the warm salt sea and i have a river in me that cant help but want to go somewhere and smooth something solid over and over till it cant even tell its there anymore
saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP
typed out a whole response and then took a deep breath and deleted it. +2000XP +500G
and that’s a great decision to make, op!
you are so bad at roleplaying as a cursed amulet
























