Very stupid that I can’t take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me
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Very stupid that I can’t take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me
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The reason they make you do group project at school is as a preventative measure against falling into conspiracy theories as an adult. The vast majority of the population can and will come out of the experience with a much better understanding of just how goddamn impossible it is to make multiple people do what they were supposed to do, everything they were supposed to do, and nothing but what they were supposed to do. You can’t make five people do that, and yet billions of people are keeping this supposed machine rolling?
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Maria Skłodowska-Curie’s notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They’re so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes “yea there’s a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush.” like wat excuse me
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they won’t tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with “girl what the hell are you talking about”
It’s not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD
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“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what
The three bears arguing about politics around the dinner table.
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand
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Other authors: My heroine was a poor orphan. Pity her.
Jane Austen: Pft, orphans have it easy! My heroine has two living parents and three extra guardians and all of them are the worst…
Jane Austen writing the Pride & Prejudice Netherfield Ball: Right now, Elizabeth Bennet wishes she was an orphan
Jane Austen, writing Persuasion & Emma: This heroine is half an orphan and, of course, I killed the competent one off. The resulting situation is so much worse than if I’d killed them both
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I love rat snakes they’re so cute and cuddly. Unfortunately, they want to get in your house and cuddle.
They love to live on your porch and deal with pests and be really chill and then sneak in when you least expect it. They’re trying so hard to be domesticated. Sorry bud, you’re so shiny and dark and beautiful but you’re an outside friend.
ratsnake perfec t for domestication put rat snake in House good friend to human very Companion and Friend have good time with ratsnake in house. Put Ratsnake In House. No problems ever ratsnake in house because ratsnake perfect size give Help and Support to human. A ratsnake perfect pet for human can trust ratsnake to be good companion to Human. friend ratsnake.
very compelling argument
oh my god thank you for this subreddit rec. and, though these are wild, there are pet rat snakes on it too!
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Happy bewildered and bewuthered Wednesday to all who observe.
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moonybamboony-deactivated202508:
you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you’re making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions
I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke
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shitty little comic about how i haven’t been feeling like making anything recently
This little comic i made last year after graduating has been getting a lot of tags suddenly from people who are also experiencing this and i just want to say it does get better, slowly but surely
i drew a hell of a lot in the year since I made this and found new sources of passion — hang in there :)
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For more of my art @alwaystiredshark
my Instagram
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motherfucker-somewhat-limited:
tiktoks with vine energy pt. 22
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