oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

Cradle

Fandom: Parahumans Series

Sample Size: 659 stories

Source: AO3

Note: I could not find an image for this ship without possibly stealing someone's artwork.

"All of yours for one of ours" is a Nazi slogan basically meaning "since you killed one of us we are going to kill all of you."

That's psychotic enough, but what's worse is that no ICE agent was killed recently. You can see that on their own website dedicated to dead ICE Agents.

The closest thing to "murder" of an agent was in 2005 (I couldn't find a specific article or wiki page on the guy) and in 2011. (And there was a guy who was killed in 1905, too. Are we going to count the 121 year old case?)

And one dumbass killed themself by accident in 2021. (Again I couldn't find a specific article on them.) Are we going to count that dumbass?

Most of them died from an illness. A fuckton of them died from COVID because they ignored guidelines.

You can't support anybody who would use Nazi slogans and then cry when somebody is calling you a Nazi.

Look, you guys gotta stop saying shit like this on all of my skeptic posts. You can't tell someone "of course it's okay to believe in things, as long as you never let it affect your behavior in any way and also you admit it's not actually true."

Stand up, accept that you are one of those "mean" skeptics, and tell people to stop believing in shit that isn't real with your whole chest. Stop doing whatever this wishy-washy nonsense is. People who read their horoscope or collect crystals for fun don't need to be told that it's not real and people who genuinely think crystals cure cancer and geminis are deceitful don't need to be patted on the head and told "it's okay to ~believe~ in things!"

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

This is great.

so i went to buy shoes

Axis of Awesome's 4 Chords Song, but I put the original artists back in.