thesungod:

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

mandycore420:

took me a while to find this in my gallery and its not even as funny as i remember it being

wizardshark:

grimoiremanifest:

wizardshark:

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

bane of arthropods. i won’t disclose anything but you’ll need it for later. trust me on this one

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

biwarlockofglitter:

I heard recently that you can tell a lot about a person by the first movie they know Tim Curry from and I literally can’t stop thinking about it.

so say in the tags what’s the first movie you know Tim Curry from. Mines muppets treasure island

tarantula-hawk-wasp:

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

bowsersex:

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don’t even care. They act like it’s normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he’ll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. “Oh you don’t wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?” And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that’s a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he’s not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

hymnism:

the-haiku-bot:

dragonicat:

jan-liliten:

eridan-ampora:

anarch0possum:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I’m going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

[Sillyly] I just like to be silly (silly) <- this girlie silly

[Sillyly] I just

like to be silly (silly)

<- this girlie silly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

oncce-againn:

My alone time is for everyone’s safety