new idea

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

new year new mountain goats

we made it through this year and it didn’t kill us 🫡

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

and don't forget to stay silly

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.