does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

when they What

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say

Got home this evening from errands and realized I've been running around town looking like some kind of survival horror game protagonist.

I'm out here in my jeans and boots and hoodie and old green field jacket, just carrying groceries, but I look like I should be running around and yelling "Mia!!" and/or "Rose!!" a lot.

I feel called out...

Vampire miku from last last year omg I need to redraw her…

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

house md is awesome

i just don't believe any good can come from the federal government or school system interfering in what should ultimately be a parent's decision whether to sell their child to one direction

Oh, the comments are GOLD

Great job everyone

phineas and ferb heritage post

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

So a guy I went to middle school with now works in the vatican and according to Cam, the rules on:

-vary from one silent monastic order to another, but none of them have ever successfully banned "Long trail of increasingly hostile post-it messages on the fridge".

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this is getting some notes again so i had to confront the fact that this post was just over 9 years ago, but not only that, judging by the timestamps on here, it will have been ten years since the lion body incident occurred in april of 2026… i wonder where zack99xx is today… feels like only yesterday.

also, i noticed that i never actually clarified in this post. but sarabi was not a roleplay blog. at all. it was just lion king art and gifs. this person just asked me if i would pounce on them and i just thought it would be funny to play along. i had never spoken to them before. lol

i probably should not have responded when they immediately launched into attempting erotic RP but the siren song of the still imo hilarious ‘im married and i have a son’ line was too funny for me to pass up. i did block them immediately after that and they remade to message me over and over again through asks, fan mail (RIP feature) and messages, so i password protected the blog for a long time.

just a little BTS, nearly a decade later, on some deep parakeet lore

Some people's Home Alone hot takes are that Kevin is apparently evil for doing what most kids that age would do if they could in that situation

My Home Alone hot take is that if you walk into three consecutive death traps and still don't take the first chance to back out, you deserve everything that happens to you afterwards. Not in a moral sense, just in a "knowingly and willingly slapping a hot stove after you already got burned multiple times" sense