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a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said "does spock make himself 'more palatable' for others?" and had me promise to keep unmasking like:

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

come back my scarab

please come back my scarab

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

hell yeah I knew playing poker with lesbians would pay off, not a single one of 'em can keep a straight face

What happened to your clothes

i unno dawg i went all in on a full huose but now i thi,nk i'm big blind

does anyone know how to respond when people text you

social energy life hacks

talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don't even care. They act like it's normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he'll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. "Oh you don't wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?" And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that's a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he's not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

getting a note on a super old post

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

you stole dog blood

free reaction pic

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

David Lynch on Twin Peaks

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.