melancholic-pigeon:

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

kittydealer:

u/kellelune

made-in-manetheren:

Important breaking news from the research world

tlirsgender:

I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me

tlirsgender:

RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE

tlirsgender:

[ID: a tag from @choppers-pink-hat that reads, "rall a rambulance" /end ID]

Like zoinks I don't have insurance we're taking the mystery machine to the hospital gang

worldofcity:

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

paperandpencilsandskips:

Fucking owned this goofster

chinchillasinunison:

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.

hrrkikshoard:

Me when I block myself from my games.

gumi-megpoidd:

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

gumi-megpoidd:

No need I think

maxi-is-not-well:

​I see this one going places

gumi-megpoidd:

Yeah. The bathroom

im-a-vertebrate:

ah but which bathroom

gumi-megpoidd:

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

ufo-offical:

*flies past*

gumi-megpoidd:

holy shit