Green Arrow had a new child scientist villain. Who needs glasses?

Danny was already with the many Blob Ghosts working for him (think of them as Minions of Despicable Me). This new place is a super funny vacation place! He should think ghostwriter about it. True, his eyes were hurt by the portal, but that would be gone in a few years. But who cares about it? With just his genius and no powers as a human, he can show he is a genius! That was how Danny, without knowing it, became a wonderful child who was just having chaotic fun in the new world. It's like a game for him; it's not like he would have problems.

Just for the poor comedy and Oliver trying to hide it from the other heroes out of embarrassment. Of being defeated by a child and not being able to capture him. ++ Danny looked at Oliver Queen without his green Arrow mask. "An ordinary civilian with a goat?" Oliver saw as he put on his hood. Danny:"An ordinary civilian dressed up as a Green Arrow?" Oliver puts on the mask. Danny: "Ah! Green ARROW! " Green Arrow gave a tired sigh. Black Canary:" When we finally are able to capture him, The first thing we will do is send him to an ophthalmologist." Danny:" Since you are here, I wil tell you about my trash-inator!" Oliver:" So It creates trash." Danny:" NO! Man, are you evil? It collects all the trash in the whole city and teleports it away." Black Canary:" That is a pretty good indicator. You could do much goo..." Danny:" Yes, then into the Bat Cave all the trash of the Star city will go. I was paid by Red Hood to do that." Oliver:" NOO!!"

++ So because Oliver covered it up until now, Danny has now become a world-wide problem. Oliver really didn't want to say he lost a child or explain it. Danny with his Shrink Ray:" Tonight we steal the Legion of Doom HQ/The Hall of Justice!" All the Blob Ghost:" YAYY!"

And yes, Danny stole the Legion of Doom HQ/The Hall of Justice as both Heroes and Villian fought each other in a great battle.

That was the moment Oliver had to explain the problem that he had covered up.

Danny getting hit by his truth-inator and keeps calling Green Arrow Dad.

Or better yet-

Invasion happens and the JL learns around Little Mad Scientist because he curb stomps the bad guys while pouting at Green Arrow. Daaaad you were supposed to foil my evil scheme! (Dinah is laughing at him.)

Green Arrow:" I have Gray hair because of him, the last time i didn't stop him he made the whole city sing "Men in Thighs" While dressed up as me." Irony was the whole city was just joining the boy, they were having fun.

Black Canary: admit it, he is a little shit. But he is your little shit.

Green Arrow to the JL:" He is my villain son, you all will accept it and not try to recruit him. All i have to do is capture him and then adopt him."

Till this day he never was able to defeat him, but he doesn't trust the rest of them. While he is villain, he helped the city pretty good with his Inators, after they failed to do the mission. Like Bread-Inator that he used to create the world biggest Bread to cover up the Ocean/Soup. (Danny the Ocean isn't a soup)

I'm wheezing soooo hard Ocean/Soup)

Batman: does he have parents?

Green Arrow: Get the heck away from my son! I called dibs, he adopted me!

Well it has water, salt, meat and vegetable = Soup. Yeah Green arrow, won't give up. You find yourself a son villain who the city loves more then you. What Oliver is proud! He can take so many breaks thanks to thim and similiar. Old crooks and criminals are used as bodyguards for the Inators so other cities don't steal them. And they get paid for it.

Well its full of Micro plastics so I hope your hungry

danny:" With this Inator! I will take out all the Micro and normal Plastic/Oil and similiar out of the Ocean!"

Oliver." That sounds very good." okay... how do i cover that up without Aquaman asking why his Home is now Clean.

Danny:" And then create a Massive Bread to cover up the Ocean!!"

Oliver:" Well. I have to stop this."

Aquaman might just steal and use that himself if he learns about it. He just needs a new set of clothes and a pair of Groucho Marx glasses to get Danny to go along with it. He gets his home clean, a bunch of free food, and to mess with Green Arrow? He sees no downsides to this.

Batman Brave and Bold Aquaman would totally do it.

Try to be poor Oliver, as he sees Aquaman suddenly next to his tiny villian helping him in his Genius plan.

Poor Orm is in the end the Hero now trying to stop his brother at the same time a villian as he makes that the Ocean isn't clean.

Aquaman, being an adult, would be an absolute menace if he could get Danny to adjust the plan. Like probably knows that much bread in the ocean would cause problems itself and would need to be dealt with. He convinces Danny to create something that would use the bread. I'm thinking like creating bread monsters that are huge and annoying, but ultimately harmless. Maybe they break down into fish food after they are destroyed. "You like all the cool and pretty fish, don't you Danny? It would be really nice to let them eat bread with their soup."

Aquaman gets him to do this by saying it is to trick Green Arrow into thinking he is targeting bakeries or something while he uses Bread-Inator during the distraction. Does he feel bad about using the kid? Yes, but he knows he will escape and he made the kid promise to tell them what Arthur is doing if he is cornered.

Danny thinks this is fine since it lets him do TWO backstories in one Evil Plan! This all results in him revealing the full plan after some yakety sax on Aquaman's part with Atlanteans trying to stop or help him because of Orm. The plan? To use said bread to fight the sun because it gave him a sunburn or something equally ludicrous.

It could also just happen to be when that alien invasion happens and he instead uses it to fight them, exposing Oliver's embarrassing secret. I'm not sure where I was originally going with this, you have any ideas?

Yeah

Oliver just looks at the villains and heroes who look at him. The most embarrassing secret of his life came out. While others had the joker, lex Luthor, ares, cheetah, Reverse flash, darkseid he had his tiny insane scientist.

"I don't want you to start. He is my headache villain."

What he at least doesn't kill people just wants to take over his city and rule it.

Danny:" You don't get my genius."

As Lex talked about his plans not working or art smart. How to defeat Superman

Lex:" You can't give Lois Lane flight! '

Danny:" If I give her that. He would have to spend more time trying to capture her then time to stop my plans. "

Lex:" Without powers she already does it but if she can fly it would be worse. "

Danny:" Now you get it. "

That is just funny. He would probably make sure it is a difficult-to-master form of flight too where it is tied into her emotions or something.

Lois: *annoyed at the article she is typing up* AAAaaaaahhhhh! *Flies into ceiling*

Coworker: Somebody get the ladder and rope! Lane is on the ceiling again!

Villains throwing her out a window or like a baseball skyrocket since she just goes off in a random direction or straight up. Clark is positive he is getting grey hairs. On the upside, Danny made sure to include the ubiquitous durability anyone with powers has since he is not THAT kind of evil. Nothing extreme, but enough to keep most impacts down to just bruises.

Now the question is what he is going to do to the other heroes/villains and why? Lois was just because Luthor challenged him and he wanted to prove he was right.

Wonder Woman he made that she has to tell 1 truth when she ask a question. He didn't like how she question his backstories!

Batman have to laugh all the time when fights the Joker. As Joker bet he couldn't make him laugh! (If Joker is in pain, Batman will laugh inator!!)

Mr. Freeze got help with his wife. He is now a few years in the future to cure her. And if Danny is ever captured he would get him out.

Aquaman and the clean Ocean, he is very happy about it.

Flash he got the city to sing Gotta go Fast. Whenever Flash use his powers. Yes the whole city sings it then, even when flash isn't in the city.

The city is angry and tells Kid flash to just apologize to the scientist.

Yes Superman is very pissed and is having grey hair already. He complains and blames Oliver.

Jason absolutely loves Danny for making Bruce laugh when Joker is in pain. He paid him in candy to do it. Out of nowhere, Bruce will start laughing if the Joker so much as stubs his toe and Jason loves it.

As for Diana, her villains like Cheetah absolutely love the irony and she is lucky she can choose how to answer. Kid Flash bet Danny couldn't do anything to him and Barry got hit when he dodged.

For a few villains, he could threaten to make Lex's baldness a literal beacon when he is planning something evil. Hard to work when your head is shining like the sun. Vandal Savage, he would just make an Old Man-Inator. Make the immortal look closer to his true age.

Poison Ivy would love him and I'd bet Oliver's stress goes through the roof if she is anywhere near him. He might just make her super fertilizer or something. Klarion and he would get on like fire and gasoline if he is in a mischievous chaos phase and not just chaotic evil. The horror Oliver feels is strong enough that Martian Manhunter can feel it from orbit.

Yeah Jason moved back in the Mansion just to know when Joker is hurt. Bruce isn't sure if having his son back at home worth it, how does Joker hurt himself so much!!

Kid Flash refuse to apologize and it's damn funny. But whole city is after him, to apologize.

"If you think evil. Your bald head will glow then! Try to think evil things if all can know when."

Cheetah asked till what age Diana wet her bed... Diana doesn't want to show her face anymore.

Yeah.

Oliver is trying hard for him to not meet Ivy

Klarion and Danny is " Science or magic. Doesn't matter together we will bring a chaotic miracle!"

Oliver still didn't stop laughing, as he saw clown Batman. The prank both pulled was making all Gotham a clown city just not Joker, Harley and people who work for the Joker.

They can't put on make up or similar. And just look normal.

Harley: you know kid, I like that alot, the weird shut down thing my arm does when I get into an episode where I feel I need to put the make up on really wakes me up and keeps me from falling back into a relapse, thanks alot!

Danny: no problem!

Well, unexpected exposure(?) therapy would be an interesting result. I wonder if this helped people in Gotham work through their clown trauma or just made it worse overall. I guess Bruce is heavily investing in publicly available therapists again.

Now what would be the most chaotic petty thing Danny could do? The government is always a good target in DC, just need to pick from the mountain of shady organizations to target. They will undoubtedly be trying to get the chaos gremlin that is Danny under their thumb. I bet they first try to bribe him and when that fails, kidnap him. Big mistake.

He decides to unleash the robots upon them! With a new evil plan dropped in his lap, he decides to get his nemesis's attention (Oliver's) attention. He does this by live-streaming his raid of their base. The government is panicking because he is airing their dirty laundry, the heroes and Ollie are panicking because a kid is likely in danger, and the more experienced are groaning about how they have to deal with the government again.

Maybe Danny decides to use the Speak The Truth-Inator on the people working there which leads to even more trouble. He naturally escapes during the chaos he created. That truth ray is probably most politicians' worst nightmare.

Danny is laughing about his Great Evil plan... and he just didn't notice showed who were corrupt government and all that. And similiar. It was a whole Chaos in the Government. And Lois Lane had one of her best days in her Life as she was flying around 40 m over the ground, her Dad had a rope to hold her. From Money Laundering, Treason, Meta human market and all that. Her father smiled even as he worked with her on it. He didn't like traitors.

.... poor Oliver. He got like 40% of the blame for ignoring him that long.

Oliver:" We won't tell him that. Look how happy he was being evil. Even if he fails in it to 9 of 10 times. "

I had the sudden image of Lois and a few heroes "casually" mentioning how some government agency or group is doing something to make Oliver consider them the bigger villain in Danny's earshot. They said it as a joke but were surprised when he actually went after them. Oliver has since forbidden anyone from doing it again.

It is now policy to have Green Arrow inform the League if he is going to be out of the city longer than a week lest Danny start looking for him. Batman actually handed him a set of adoption papers while saying "Use them, please." Jason keeps bringing Danny weird tech in exchange for making him gadgets and Bruce is getting tired of it. Danny lets him take ones to prank people with as long as he sends him videos of the pranks. The batfamily knows no peace and neither do their rogues.

The Jokerrang! A Boomerang that always hits the Joker! It was a very good work!! Jason gave every person in Crime Alley one. 1 time use only cost just 20$. Jason brought 1000 of them. And while Wayne Family Dinner he threw every 1 hour 1 of them, to see Bruce laugh as the Joker was hit by one. Oliver still has no idea how Danny even got to the place he was. Oliver:" Like I was on a other Universe!!!!"

And then the JL there made jokes about his Nemesis too.

Batman has probably narrowed down how long it will take before Danny goes looking for Ollie to within one or two days. Olliver is bribed with this information if he wants to do anything out of town.

The alarm for it went off but he was busy dealing with the vampire version of himself in this alternate universe. A few days later they heard a sound like the atmosphere itself was being ripped in two. They look outside their shelter and see a green portal, out of which comes a giant tank. It immediately starts beelining for their location before it stops in front of where they are hiding. A door on the side opens and Danny pops his head out.

Danny: What are you guys even doing out here? It took forever to find where you went!

Heroes: How did you find us!?

Danny: After the last time Green Arrow got lost- Ollie: Hey! -I made my Nemesis Locate-Inator! It only tells me if he is still on Earth or not, sadly. When I checked it yesterday it said he was in another universe again. You guys kinda get lost a lot for being superheroes.

Heroes: * Slightly insulted but can't exactly argue against it*

Danny: So I finished building the Doom Tank and started looking. I had to steal this weird guy's stuff since he was blabbing about how he "Sent the Justice League to their doom!" or something. It made it easier to find you guys when I used it to make a portal. Took a few tries but I got it. Now where's Green Arrow? He was late to my Evil Plan to steal all of the left socks in Star City.

Heroes: *All turn towards Olliver whose costume got destroyed and is now wearing a spare helmet* He got knocked out right before you got here. We're sure he will love your evil plan if you give him a day to get better.

Oliver: *Glares at them* I'm sure he will.

Danny is out getting lunch when he sees Olie in casual clothes, undercover as 'just some guy' to get Intel on a case he's working. Danny spots him from across the street and points, gasping loudly: "Aha! My nemesis! I have just discovered your secret identity!"

Ollie pales, and starts looking for a quick exit route.

Danny marches across the road, somehow not getting hit by a single vehicle, and pokes him in the chest.

"I see now that your real name is *pauses to squint at the name on the side of the coffee cup* Corey! You can not hide from me!"

Ollie is very confused. Danny has never once recognised him outside of his full uniform before - why is he exposing him now?

Danny continues: "You cannot hide from me any longer, Flash! I shall expose your identity to the world!!" He runs off dramatically, blobs swarming him from seemingly everywhere.

Ollie is very confused, as are all the people around him. Luckily, Danny is well known for not being good at faces or names, so Ollie is able to complete his mission without suspicion from the criminals he was investigating.

The next time Green Arrow faces off against Danny, he mentions that he was hurt by a rumour that Flash is his new favourite nemesis. Danny is quick to reassure him that no one will ever replace Green Arrow in his heart - Flash was just temporarily on his shit list because he changed time recently, which caused some of Danny's machines to be recalibrating.

Danny offers no answers as to why he can sense the time change, or how he can still remember the previous timeline.

Drew kid scientist Danny with little blobs

Below the musicals and hi jinx is a very tired goober

Fic prompt #56

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Danny was really starting to hate the Justice League.

Not for the obvious reasons. Not for the “ghosts aren’t real” bullshit, or for the years they ignored his calls back when he was a teenage vigilante desperately holding his city together with duct tape and trauma. No—those were old wounds, scarred over and mostly forgotten.

The real problem showed up ten years later, when Danny had finally fixed almost everything that had ever gone wrong in his existence.

For some fucked-up reason, the Justice League discovered that the King of the Infinite Realms had changed. And instead of doing the sensible thing—like minding their own business or being afraid—they decided, like a pack of overconfident idiots, to summon him.

At first? It went fine.

Danny played the part perfectly: calm, distant, ancient in the way only immortals could be. He negotiated cleanly, secured an alliance that overwhelmingly benefited them, smiled politely through the skepticism, and then went home to sleep for the first time in three days.

He genuinely thought that was the end of it.

Maybe—maybe—if Earth was ever on the brink of total collapse, if reality itself started screaming, they’d call him again. That would have made sense.

Instead, it turned out they had absolutely no idea ghosts were real.

Worse, they didn’t realize he was the king.

His Phantom form wasn’t taken seriously—too young, too human, too familiar. So they started calling him. Every single fucking day. Strategy meetings. Governance seminars. Moral lectures. Thinly veiled attempts to “guide” him.

Teach him how to rule.

As if a handful of Earth-based heroes could explain leadership to someone who governed infinite afterlives, hostile dimensions, eldritch entities older than language, and entire realms that didn’t obey linear time. As if he hadn’t been putting down rebellions before some of them were born. As if he hadn’t personally rewritten laws of death because the old ones were inefficient.

After a month of patient explanations—of calmly stating that he was not a child, not a student, and certainly not their subordinate—Danny stopped being patient.

Because at that point, it wasn’t ignorance anymore.

It was disrespect.

And Danny Phantom, King of the Infinite Realms, was starting to remember that declaring war was not only an option—

—but historically, it was extremely effective.

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

As will I.

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This post is an accursed creature

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I found it again at 123 notes! Is this a sign of it being fixed even the slightest bit?

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

Am I having a fucking stroke

what the fuck was that

World heritage post.

Here’s a great explanation as to the psychology behind posts like this

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

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I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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