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currently into: the locked tomb, 9-1-1
forever loves: fiber arts/textiles, food & cooking, cool mushrooms, the x-files, the lord of the rings, pushing daisies, captain america
irl: married to @whineosaur, cajun, library student, writer, bra expert
elsewhere:
ao3 | dreamwidth | ravelry | neocities
horny but in like a sensory seeking kind of way
masochistic but its because im so understimulated i need to get my ass beat
autistic fight club when
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going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who’s my best friend in the world and recently he was like “you’re too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!” and I was like “a niece might be more up my alley” and he just got more excited and said “ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful”
OP the tags!!
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🥺🥊🫦🏳️🌈 kitchen scene or 🚰⚡️☠️❓kitchen scene or 🙋🏳️🌈🆒🫂 kitchen scene or 📱🥐🚚☹️ kitchen scene or 🛒🫵🤬🫦 kitchen scene
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big fan of how hudson williams hit hollywood like a canonball. he runs around like a little chaos gremlin pushing all the made up rules off the windowsill with his paw then stands by connor storrie like that makes him untouchable and it does.
well u know what they say. my moon my man so changeable and such a lovable lamb to me my care my coat leaves on a high note there’s nowhere to go but on heart on my sleeve not where it should be the song’s out of key again my moon’s white face what day and what phase it’s the calendar page again take it slow take it easy on me shed some light shed some light on me ple
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the kids on the pool that was playing with ilya going back to their parents saying how ilya’s funny and great and bought them candies and theyre going back to the pool to play with ilya and their dads are just confused and pissed off ‘cause wdym ilya rozanov full time ragebaiter in the ice is their kid’s fave player now?!
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everyone i know eats rice differently . i eat it w a form , my friend eats it w a spoon , and other ppl eat it w chopsticks . so anyway
how do you eat your rice
fork
spoon
chopsticks
in smth else ( e.g., a taco )
i don’t eat rice
nuance
results
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CONNOR STORRIE & HUDSON WILLIAMS
For W Magazine in Los Angeles, ph. Saskia Lawaks (Jan. 10, 2026)
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