log6:

had a dream that I had a pair of headphones whose “low battery” sound was a weak and hacking dry cough

nadianotapplicable:

we’re the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn, and also the daughters of the men who wanted some freaky witch pussayyyyy 😛🧙🏻‍♀️

lonelyroommp3:

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator’s narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

angelicguy:

peasant doing standup with hands in his pockets slightly hunched : so I was toiling right

byjove:

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

weepingwidar:

Peter Van den Ende (Belgian, 1985) - Diplodocus (2025)

totallysilvergirl:

important-animal-images:

I did not know I needed to see a flattened polar bear butt today, but well I’ve been wrong before and I was wrong this time too

darcyolsson:

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like “YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!” just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn’t really get what they were about and I’d be in the tags like “#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!” and now im 24 I’m thinking back to it and it’s like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

pwhl-mybeloved:

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me

bimmyjimmy:

bimmy with a warm hat

creepymutelilbugger:

iloveprozac:

dogpuppy:

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

natequarter:

i am going to get a bad grade in sleeping, something which is normal not to want but terribly easy to achieve.

eebie:

eebie:

i miss everyone