my pronounce are he/him

But what if they were just allergic to the beans? What if they had good reason to ask for a bean soup recipe with no beans? Did anyone even ask

why the fuck would you ask for a bean soups recipe (where beans are the main ingredient) (in the name) and then remove the beans. i GUESS they could substitute it but it would be (substitute) soup. NOT EVERYTHING IS MEANT FOR YOU!!!!!!

We should all come together and be more tolerant you're right Faith :) I love you so much I'm glad we're friends :)

WHY DO YOY THINK WE’RE FRIENDS WHY DO YOU LOVE ME EE EEW EE EW EW EW EW EW PARASOCIAL

would be awesome if they had some sort of name for this sort of response

cats and boundaries

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?

fingering myself

Bad advice

having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.

reminder to everyone i haven't talked to lately: I love you. we'll be fine. I LOVE YOU. I am waiting for you. I hope you are well. I love you.

I think I want to go home (1/2)

"draw your favorite character with your problems"

Did you know 75% of brain eating amoeba victims are male? I wonder if there is a biological explanation for that or if it is because men and boys are more likely to engage in risky behavior and take a dip in yucky water.

oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment

two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way

peg legs?

no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post

…eyepatches?

of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid

These cacti grow in lava in the Galápagos Islands where almost no other plant matter can survive. This volcanic island is under 100,000 years old—younger than humans.

Eventually these cacti will die and get broken down into soil. One day, there will be many trees and plants on this island, and they will spread their roots in soil made by these cacti, and that is maybe the meaning of life?