tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

also @a-rat-with-internet-accesses why are there SO many rat detectors and WHY are they all being recommended to me on your page </3

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM????????????????????

I was the first.

I have seen everything.

Look at that shirtless whore, this’ll be the last December 10th you’ll be able to post this

oh my god I didn’t queue this this year D:

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

Important PSA

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

Ok I found a homestuck picrew on Pinterest and I know fuck all about the lore so I made one and now I wanna see what this trollsona guy thing would actually be in regards to the actual lore

If I found out that I made myself like. An omegaverse bottom or some shit in the homestuck lore by accident im gonna be so sad

Anyways ancient tumblr fandom members pspspspspspsps (with fear)

Update on this, friend got me fully into it so here's vro

Mutant jadeblood rainbow drinker with tealblood traits (I made a whole system for mutants). Sign is virpia but I made it slightly off to show the mutant part, and the right eye has a sun-like iris to show light aspect connections

I also hc that rainbow drinkers get bat wings and tealbloods have more dragon like/reptilian tails whereas the other castes have the wiry+tufted ones

reading progressive sex ed caricatures with accurate and detailed and realistic diagrams of sexual organs + shows their variation, but all i can think about is how there is no discussion of what srs is besides the fact that it exists

how may people know the before and afters of vaginoplasty? phalloplasty? meta? how it works at all?

this one has been passed around recently from the mayo clinic and that actually makes me so happy because how many of transfeminine people are aware of what their options even look like?

there’s a diagram for phallo and meta from springer link(i believe) and. honestly i’d never seen these before and i dont think i’ve ever seen any diagrams. i know vaguely because of reading papers or listening to people talk about their experience but i’ve never seen it, yk? it makes me more confident in my choice to get meta when i’m older

There’s a website called Transbucket that has a whole archive of before and after photos, surgery costs, surgeon names and locations, and general feedback on complications, sensation, everything. It’s been around for at least a decade, and there are photos of some folks five or eight years down the line. It’s organized by procedure, and it’s very comprehensive. It’s NSFW of course but it’s an amazing resource!!!

Demystify transition! Break irrational medical fear!

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

This image was so visceral I had to draw it.

To clarify, these are called olms and it’s impossible for them to be in toilets but it’s still quite vivid isn’t it?

I found some in a jar in a museum and had to frantically cram back my immediate reaction of “It’s the uppie wet toilet freaks!” because you can’t just blurt that out in a museum

wanted to share my favorite tiktok

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

We all learnin’ today ig…

Its from the 1997 movie ‘Spawn’ if anyone was curious

btw this is the actual footage of castiel getting dragged to super hell

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

demon

“aw she’s cute 💕” you fool. Average 7inch Adult Axolotl for scale

everyone in the comments : STOP calling The Leviathan adorable you’re making her insecure!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s a wicked, malevolent creature of darkness and you WILL show her some respect!!!

*delighted gasp*

she let me hit on a dark and stormy night, exactly twenty years ago this very date

Someone send help please I'm consumed by the gougar I can't stop quoting it it's becoming a problem I'm a shell of my former self I can't stop saying "guh. gougar" or any variation of said thing

For anyone wondering, it's gotten worse

Guh