Buying an appropriate tag for me
On the way home it was raining and I saw this one chubby hairy guy with a white shirt thats soaked all the way through...and ive been hard ever since
I suppose the straights were on to something
Commish for @kvaj 🌟💙
More toxic yuribus pls 🙏
my half of an art trade for @/chachacherribomb on tiktok! 🐇🍒💥
Ingrid comm
sleeping on the floor is making a comeback after i was in the woods for 12 hours and fell asleep on my doormat after getting home.
maybe it shouldn't. I woke up convinced there was a portal opening to the rat dimension next to me but it was my headlamp
you need to go back to the rat dimension they need your help
last time i listen to you
Quiznos Coyote is a mood that you can feel. next time you feel it say "I feel Quiznos Coyote about this."
[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]
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at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint
she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck
Yoshitoshi Kanemaki — Reflection Prism (sculpture, paint on Torreya wood, 2025)
