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ash. 32. she/they.

Posted 23 hours ago with 12127 notes

snailkites:

snailkites:

I need to leave my apartment and go to work but there’s a female Downy Woodpecker on my suet block pecking crumbs onto the ground where a female Carolina Wren is eating them #womensupportingwomen

But I can’t leave because I would disturb them and they really need this right now (it’s 3F and going to snow)

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Carolina Wretch

Posted 1 day ago with 1613 notes

kosmogrl:

when someone is giving me verbal instructions and they end it by saying “hard to miss”. brother in christ you have no idea how easy it is for me actually

Posted 1 day ago with 2 notes

for every enjoyable instance of 80’s pop songs, there are between 10-20 festering turds.

Posted 1 day ago

I feel so fucking nauseous why hath god cursed me so

Posted 1 day ago with 148244 notes

adriftinhilbertspace:

keepchangingandneverstop:

keepchangingandneverstop:

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Day 29 - Psychosomatic Bullshit

Found the post!

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fun fact: tigers also contract their muscles to make a slow tiger into a fast tiger

Posted 1 day ago with 46213 notes

weepylucifer:

weepylucifer:

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

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not my best work

Posted 1 day ago with 378 notes

uss-emberprise:

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‘I shouldn’t have eaten that last pilot’ GUILLERMO 😭😭

Posted 1 day ago with 126 notes

hissydyke:

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Never posted them here but some custom Lord Huron patches I made a while ago. I want to do some new designs soon.

Posted 1 day ago with 1445 notes

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass:

the-peoples-puppy:

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass:

Can someone help me find that funny post about an Ancap cop with a Bitcoin-operated siren showing up on a crime scene and begging someone to pay him to investigate the crime and nobody pays him? I think it was a greentext but might not have been… searching off tumblr only gets me pro-ancap memes on Reddit

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The trick is you search ‘libertarian cop copypasta’ and you get it immediately.

Thanks everyone!

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