Lord Smellio demands your fealty. (or your reblogs) 38 bi man. I usually just post and reblog whatever floats my boat. Ask me stuff if you want to know more. (he/him)

 

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it’s been thirty years since the rage virus ravaged the world, you escaped to a small island you knew about before hand. As you sit on the beach one morning you see a ship crest the horizon.

official-boob-posts:

haystarlight:

a-very-fond-farewell:

squidwujun:

siegesquirrel42:

gemstone-gynoid:

I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up “anime cabbage” I found the source.

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Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

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A complaint, apparently in a paper.

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The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

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And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

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I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.

i love learning about other cultures’ memes, especially like this

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MY CABBAGES

I was tagged in this and was wondering how we would make it to boobs

lainttl:

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i bet the meteor had an intercom and dave would play things like “farting on my roommates door” audio on it whenever he wasn’t getting enough attention

imagine trying to have private time with the alien vampire of your sapphic dreams and it keeps getting interrupted by your brother playing Road Work Ahead? Uhh Yeah I Sure Hope It Does on every speaker in a mile radius

aw dude he’d do breakfast announcements ironically you know he would. he’s so happy to eat food with people though. this morning on the menu its alchemized eggs again

this has been ya boy skinny penis

do you guys ever think about dying

– tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] –

TT: Dave.
TG: yo
TT: Turn it off, Dave.
TG: turn what off

*BEEP* HURRICANE KATRINA? MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA *BEEP*

TT: DAVE.

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noctumsolis:

lesbivampy:

noctumsolis:

lesbivampy:

incognitopolls:

“Would” and “would not” mean under normal circumstances in your regular life. Do not answer based on extreme/far-fetched scenarios. “Would” means that you could reasonably see yourself doing so, not that you definitely will.

This is asking ONLY about the morality of BUYING sex on the part of the buyer/recipient. Answer only for the morality of the act of buying, not the morality of selling/being a sex worker.

In your opinion, is buying sex morally acceptable? Would you ever do sex work?

Yes, it’s morally ok; I WOULD buy sex; I WOULD do sex work

Yes, it’s morally ok; I WOULD buy sex; I would NOT do sex work

Yes, it’s morally ok; I would NOT buy sex; I WOULD do sex work

Yes, it’s morally ok; I would NOT buy sex; I would NOT do sex work

No, it’s morally wrong, but I WOULD buy sex; I WOULD do sex work

No, it’s morally wrong, but I WOULD buy sex; I would NOT do sex work

No, it’s morally wrong; I would NOT buy sex; I WOULD do sex work

No, it’s morally wrong; I would NOT buy sex; I would NOT do sex work

Unsure, but I WOULD buy sex; I WOULD do sex work

Unsure, but I WOULD buy sex; I would NOT do sex work

Unsure; I would NOT buy sex; I WOULD do sex work

Unsure; I would NOT buy sex; I would NOT do sex work

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

truly insane how many people are saying it’s morally okay to purchase sex, but very ironic that at the same time they’re saying they’d never do sex work. like they know how degrading it is to sell your body, but can’t put that same knowledge towards people who buy it in the first place. putting a price tag on a woman’s body is truly disgusting and there’s nothing morally correct about purchasing a woman’s consent.

It’s also morally ok to work as a door-to-door salesperson, but I wouldn’t do it. It would be a very bad fit for me. It is morally fine to work as a field hand, but I couldn’t do that and so in a pollcwithout a “couldn’t” option would have to vote “wouldn’t”.

Just because a job is not immoral it does not follow that everybody could, or would be willing to, do that job.

comparing door to door sales to prostitution like they have any similarities at all? with sales, you have protection within your job, you aren’t at risk of STDs, you don’t have to literally sell your body and consent to earn money. ‘sex work’, or what it actually is, prostitution, is entirely immoral because putting a price tag on a human being and their consent is not only dangerous, but promoting the idea that people, but especially women, are objects to be purchased.

Are you seriously suggesting that going door-to-door doesn’t carry risk? That travelling alone, knocking on strangers’ doors, doesn’t leave a person open to sexual assault or other violence?

You also point out the need for protections while working, which is far easier to provide when a job is legal. It has no bearing on the moral aspect.

Billions of people sell their bodies—their stamina, their health, their time as living beings—because society demands labour in exchange for survival. People contract diseases, become traumatised and even die at work. Is that more morally acceptable simply because sex isn’t involved?

Have you ever actually listened to sex workers?

Every time I stream, I appear to be bombarded by one of two types of chat-bot-like entities:

  1. A spam bot that tries to get me to *buy* followers for my Twitch channel.
  2. Some rando artist that wants to commission them for their art for my channel, blog, etc.

Like I don’t have that kinda money and neither would I just do what some random person, who isn’t even following my twitch btw, asks me to do. Like if you followed me, I might think about it. But even then still probably not.

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peachdelta:

prokopetz:

One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn’t the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can’t figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

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sweep sweep sweep pales in the face of the windsor versamatic 14

Edit of the third image above. A maid holds a broom, saying "Sweep sweep... oh how I wish there were a simpler way to do this..." The janitor appears, with a dishwasher (instead of a vacuum cleaner from the original pic). The maid is shocked and surprised.ALT

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

ingridverse:

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cuprohastes:

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straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

I’m assuming the above is a normie opinion (as it should be) so i do wanna go a tiny step further and explicitly state any laundromat that requires digital payment should be burned to the fucking ground

if a business cooerces its customers to download an app, i should legally be allowed to set both the business and its board of directors on fire

The assumption that every single business, or service, is owed your personal data, and should be able to track you and mercilessly spam you and monetise the ability to sell off your contact details and so on it’s absolutely deranged.

I have flashlights that are borderline unusable because, while the hardware is fine, the company that made them (hello OLight!) demands that you install and login to the storefront before you can access the configuration software.

But they don’t actively maintain the software or provide any of the new utilities that they promise. They are mostly using it as a way to turn off functional hardware to try and force you to upgrade.

We are living in a society where you can pay for something and the manufacturer can turn it off because they’ve decided that you’ve owned it too long .

I’ve just had to warn my family not to buy electronic door locks because the chances are, if they are Internet connected they will be disabled once the company that owns them has decided that they’re not making enough money charging you a monthly fee to open your own front door.

This is part of an ongoing trend to turn money into something that is no longer usable by everybody .

The eventual aim is to be able to pay people company scrip: If you lose your job, or badmouth the company, or disagree with the dictator, they severely curtail what you are allowed to buy, and from who.

And at that point, you have to pick sides – do you want to be able to have drinking water from Coca-Cola, or Pepsi, and whose package allows you to buy Doritos, and use your smart oven to cook food? Because it won’t turn on unless you use the app to scan the appropriate barcode from the company who now owns your ability to eat drink, heat your home, and wear clothes from brands that they approve.

And if you think that Bezos wouldn’t do that or run his own ghetto where employees have to use Amazon brands and be paid in Amazon money… You haven’t been paying attention to what he’s been building lately.

Read “Unauthorized Bread” by Cory Doctorow, from his book Radicalized

Found a link to the story: Unauthorized Bread

Holy shit.

steamandcream:

steamandcream:

thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it’s a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I’m working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it’s okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I’m failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I’m doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it’s such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.

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sorry to put your tags on blast on this insane breach containment post I have since muted, but you’re right and you should say it.

It is defeatable. Go for the throat.

millieindeed:

demilypyro:

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sup it’s me Red

lately people are calling me Red more in comments and stuff and every time i do a little happy dance cause that’s my name

it just feels more personal than Emily or Demily in some kinda way yknow. it’s like ah. i can tell you’re not some common follower. you really know what you’re about

If you call her Red you might even be aware she’s a streamer