when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

lmao turns out i DO actually know who soseki is. he’s a very famous modernist japanese writer. has a huge moustache. his pen name comes from a phrase in a chinese poem which means “to refuse to admit defeat” and he is on the 1000 yen bill. I know this because ive been watching Detective Conan.

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Propaganda:

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

I was so right about this

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

I have never smoked a cigarette in my life, but I really wish we had an obvious candidate for something non-carcinogenic that could fill the societal function of a smoke break.

old people should be shot. you’re fucked, my lad. love and freedom don’t coexist. genuinely sad, bordering on very funny. worm with problems. she got the depression. the land that shall receive thee dying, in the same will i die, and there will I be buried. the lord do so and so to me, and add more also, if aught but death part thee and me. palamedes remembers everything: that was his problem. i always remember him. that’s mine. you hating me always meant more to me than anyone else in this hot and stupid universe loving me. at least i’d had your full attention. it was the first time you realized god could not understand you. i pray the tomb is locked forever. i pray the rock is never rolled away. ianthe was overfamiliar and frankly a pervert. you have rendered yourself unloveable mercy. massive slam on protesilaus out of nowhere. but you never could have guessed that he had seen me. life is too short and love is too long. see you on the flipside, sugarlips.

Evil haunted dead wife picture locket that makes u hallucinate memories of a dead wife u never had frolicking in a wheat field and running across the beach and baking a big cake and she puts a lil frosting on ur nose and painting the walls on a house you never lived in

if i was weird al i would do a version of "we didn't start the fire" that starts off like it's just another hackneyed modernization of the song, except once it hits the present day it just keeps going. so verse 1 is like "GEORGE BUSH / WORLD TRADE / WAR ON TERROR / GREEN DAY" but by verse 6 it's like "MARTIAN INVASION / ROBO-STALIN BACK AGAIN / NEO BRAZIL FROZEN OVER / PLUS THE MOON BLEW UP." you might think "but kit, wouldn't the song wind up being extremely long" but that's the brilliant part- the tempo still increases with every verse. the song ends when weird al passes out

Given his famed breath control and lung capacity this could go on quite a while

Zuddy in shiny armor.

And the bloody version (minor blood no injury):

Reasons Foggy Hates Daredevil

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(come on barbie let's go party)

ig: d.ill.usion

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

I saw this and knew what I had to do.

Beverly Toegold

Moonshine Cybin

Apple Scrumper

Onyx Lumiere

The Blue Crew (Gunk)

Cooter

Zudrick of the Murder

Galad

Penny Vantasmo