Is this what 2001 - A Space Odyssey was about?

forget cannibalism it bums me out that i will probably never be able to ethically eat like, a flamingo

You know that’s how people end up like RFK jr., hauling whale heads and bear carcasses into their truck? You may just want to dabble in some ethical exotic meat, but that’s a pipeline that leads to you having a brain worm and the voice of a recently deceased person (and some other stuff).

Fuckin interrogation toilet. The type of toilet you get waterboarded in

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

my brother in christ frankenstein is the title of the book

COUNTERPOINT

well i can’t argue with that one

Ah yes, Mary Shelley’s monster.

no mary shelley is the name of the monster not the doctor

common misconception! mary shelley's monster was actually lord byron

Can you please explain this to me? I took a look at his Wikipedia page and it just says that he was very gay and writing stories with friends, one of them being Mary Shelley.

wanna hold a vibrator on her clit till she starts to cry

What

wanna hold a cigarette to an ant's forehead till it screams

What

listening to music is an experience just under "twitter" in the needless suffering index

wait that was supposed to say listening to music on youtube

no it wasnt

the lack of empathy in abled society for autistic people is astounding. like do you think autistic people are having a good time when they're triggered into meltdowns and lash out? you can't even criticize literal child abuse of autistic kids without someone popping in to be like "but what if that kid was really unpleasant? what then?" as if that's some kind of 5D checkmate instead of an outright admission that even systems allegedly meant to help disabled kids are incentivized to use violence to paper over structural issues than actually give a goddamn about a child whose distress isn't expressed with perfect fucking civility.

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

It's december 11th, but I don’t respect your authority

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

some additions from my own collection

World Heritage Post

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

This is why I love this website. The amount of thumb exercise you get by just scrolling here. I could eat a bag of chips while reading this and would burn the calories away by just moving my fingers.

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

Ahh yes. The mudroom. A room filled with mud. What more could you want? DO NOT go into the powder room though, that shit is hard to clean up!

Just got a new follower. I thought it was a porn bot, but they turned out to be an Elon Musk glazer instead.

the other guy following me is a Musk stan too. What the fuck is going on???

"Betrayed by Donald Trump"

All of us have been betrayed. All of us will defeat him.

In what ways has Trump actually betrayed the people? The things he is doing now are mostly the things he said he was going to do.

fucking hell

For the record, these used to say “due to the October 1st government shutdown, we are unable to guarantee all information is up to date”.

Honestly this is terrifying. These are health and safety websites. They aren’t for propaganda. Also, the sudden *lack of warning of potential inaccuracy these banners were originally for* is also really not good

we are so boned

These are going to be in history books of the future.

This one is literally on whitehouse.gov. You guys over there in trump land are REALLY screwed

Well, this is definitely the hardest thing I've made in 3D. Textured just using that one image up above. Modeled out of a plane.

Using a plane as a starting point is definitely the wrong approach. Getting rid of the wings alone is an effort. Try starting with a cube next time!