me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

The best shot of the year

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

i am not well understood. which is also my fault

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

boys aren’t even screaming into microphones for attention because they’re just so bored anymore and honestly? it shows.

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

Being on tumblr feels like living in a house full of women. Every other social media feels like being out in public.