Chaotic Mess

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cathianemelian
cathianemelian

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«Gustave is a borrower. While searching for a new home with his kind, he is saved by a human, their greatest danger.

It is there, within the walls of this immense manor they decided to move in, that an unlikely bond of trust is about to bloom.»

A Borrowers/Expedition 33 AU comic

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> Chapter 1: From the Maw

> Chapter 1.5: Angel's Fingers

> Chapter 2: Against all Odds

> Chapter 3: Gustave's Journal

> Chapter 4: The Dessendre Family

> Chapter 5: He plays Music

> Chapter 6: Little Mice

> Chapter 7: The Wedding Ring

> Chapter 8: Close Call

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This post will be updated with each new chapter !

Have a good reading !

rukafais
toskarin

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

toskarin

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

toskarin

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to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it

ganurath

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

toskarin

this one's just a phone

toskarin

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if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

pneeyrose

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

toskarin

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

chaos-otter

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

toskarin

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

toskarin

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I'm not a technician so I don't really see how this applies to me

bakedbiscuit

I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose

toskarin

when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart

walnutbun

OP your phone is literally about to explode.

toskarin

we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot

toskarin

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my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself

radioinactivity

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netheris

Oh god it's the shark post all over again, but this time OP COULD FUCKIN DIE OR BE MAIMED HORRIBLY

toskarin

that's really not on the table

toskarin

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reading earlier in this thread, you will find that it is not a bomb but a phone which is being poked with twigs, and only under certain circumstances

daylights-rain

Hey, I’ve worked in IT longer than anyone else, and it’s totally fine to keep using your phone this way! This is because phones are not bombs so they can’t explode.

toskarin

as someone who doesn't work in IT, I agree, which creates a consensus across the full spectrum of possible human experiences

avhira

My phone nearly exploded (the battery was so swollen I could see the inside of the phone.) you should get your phone looked at

duality-the-chaos-god

But its a phone those don't explode

avhira

They do when the battery is swollen

toskarin

you're thinking of bombs, easy mistake to make, but I addressed this earlier in the thread

cha0sl1ves0nly0nce

OP do you have a will or any assets to even need one?

toskarin

my will is frankly tremendous and I'd go as far as saying it's one of my strongest assets

another-silly-birb

You should substitute your phone insurance for health insurance

toskarin

we have universal telephone insurance here so that's not strictly necessary

shamelessmagazineangel

You know I prayed that this is just a Tohsaka Rin RP blog but it isn't and OPs phone is about to go off like a Mappa Animator.

toskarin

several studios worked on fate but mappa is not one of them

xzye-trelefor

I heard if it starts to charge past 110% they'll send ninjas after you. Might want to get it repaired and save yourself some ninja battles.

toskarin

As a long time jokemaker and internet troller, let me set something straight. Sit down and get ready to do a learning, Tumblr ☝️

The funny thing about this thread is that a phone battery doesn't actually go to 107% when it's failing, because the battery percentage indicator is measuring subtle changes in voltage. OP's battery, if it was actually failing in this way, might stall at 100% before visibly draining to its actual capacity after some time as a more generic sign of the battery failing, but gas buildup inside of a battery isn't going to make it hold more power in a meaningfully usable way, and of course nothing inside of a phone would allow it to measure and display this inflated (badumtsk) capacity

So, it's bad bait! If a battery's capacity could be so easily expanded by inflating it with more power, this would be a desirable product with lots of useful applications in bald dog grooming

totallyseiso

Despite this you are still poking the battery with twigs, right?

toskarin

I've been dunking it in water making my neighbour's dog suck the bubbles out with a straw

sleepyhollowsleeps

if someone challenges you to a duel just throw the phone on the ground and run

toskarin

why would I give them my phone. then they'd be able to call me and beat me to shit

0gl1tch0

How can they call you if they have your phone?

toskarin

they'd just call it and then answer when it rings

fthgurdy
fthgurdy

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I have finally found a recipe that tastes just like the incredible chocolate chip cookies our American neighbour brought us for Christmas 1988. I'd never had one before and they were the best cookies I'd ever eaten, I've been chasing that taste all my life. I'm so happy.

fthgurdy

For those asking, I used this recipe :

https://handletheheat.com/bakery-style-chocolate-chip-cookies/

I only put the dough in the fridge for a bit, maybe half an hour? and kept the bowl in there between batches. I'm thoroughly satisfied.

Also used vanilin sugar instead of vanilla extract as that was all I had, and three small eggs instead of two large ones.