Hello! I’m lemon (he/him)
Following me was your first mistake.
What is tumblr trying to tell me
Absolutely despicable kaomoji thanks for that deonis 👍
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censorship
youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes
genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now
i need to type with more of an accent
youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.
A story about a world after the male protag saved the day stereotypical style, and the first chapter is his POV, and the rest of the book is the POV of everyone around him and how he's made things substantially worse.
perfect this has already been written and i shall re-read it immediately
dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
so who’s on first?
That’s right 👍🏻
that’s strange
No, he’s on second.
Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?
No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.
Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?
Naturally.
Who?
Naturally.
So Naturally is the first baseman?
No. The first baseman is Who.
Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?
House is on Third.
I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.
Who’s on first!
This is horrible
Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base
That’s not what I’m asking about! No!
Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.
Just got caught up with Joe Hills on Hermitcraft. Three things:
• You can hear the anxiety in his voice no matter where he is on the server, this poor man
• Despite being trapped in this constant game of hide and seek, he still manages to help Cleo and keep a good attitude, what a legend
• This plot line is gold and I love that it is bringing more attention to hermits like Cleo, Jevin, Ren, and Joe
some of yall need to go back to like preschool level 'girls can do anything boys can do' feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light