Blessed be the Cowboy Coders

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cloudfelt

honestly: the reviews people on ebay leave about haunted/posessed items they bought are so genuine and pure it makes me so happy

wetorturedsomefolks

are these people intentionally rehabilitating ghosts? are they ghost rescuers? depending on whether i feel like believing in ghosts or not this is either the cutest or most foolish thing ive ever heard

barbotrobot

I love the idea of ghost rescuers, especially in a world so eager to hunt or bust them.

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wizard0rb

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

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we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

wizard0rb

happy birthday to the only video game ever

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people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

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toskarin

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

toskarin

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

toskarin

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

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teaboot

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

teaboot

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

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