Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

Happy 6th Birthday to

“DIY Geriatric Simulator”

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6 Technologies That Are Destined to Disappear
Maximum PC - April 2011

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

Lazlo is the type of uncle to throw a slice of cheese on Tycho when he cries

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

I thought about how derek could be collecting information for the keepers case. But he definitely connected with the wrong source of information.