every series is a trilogy until it's not
more of my woke soul at tumblr.com/logout
Thought I'd taken a giant L today by not being able to find a
wait, post cancelled:
fuck you phone.
Sorry, but I really doubt that that's gonna happen. Thank you for trying to curse me though.
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
we are in the midst of a true Real One
Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..
comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream
Edit: this got more attention then I thought lol if you wanna redraw this just reblog this with your redraw to credit me or put my @ (idk how tumblr works ngl)
Developing a sick fixation on the bagel guy I get breakfast from every Friday on my way to work. I have visited his stall thrice and each time he hears my order, shakes his head, and gives me a slightly different version of my order that tastes better than what I'd originally asked for
Today I asked for a plain lox spread bagel and he gave me an everything bagel with a lox, scallion, and dill spread and it fucks so heavy. Moaning at work rn
No i will not tell you who this is or where. This is MY parasocial relationship with a bagel guy who is doing a kind of customer service dom thing to me. You guys don't get to HAVE him [eyes start glowing as I growl]
You ask him out on a date and he hears your request, shakes his head, and takes you on a slightly different version of the date that feels more fulfilling than what you'd originally asked for.
Girl I'm gonna cum wtf I need this
You ask him if you can cum and he-
ICE Detention officer admits to raping woman in exchange for allowing her to speak to her daughter
I know I’m late so forgive this old news.
This sounds familiar and eerily similar to how the IOF did the same to Palestinian detainees.
You may think it's all fun and games. It is, which is why you're allowed to think that 👍
a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.
it happened like this
ALT
