°•『 Lumineris 』•°

*hides benign thing I was looking at on the computer when someone enters the room as if it were something nefarious or inappropriate*

Alien (1979)

some (kinda risque) computer-loving pins from the 80s

i NEED someone to talk to about The Thing I Enjoy <- says the person who shuts down and says nothing when they get the chance to talk about The Thing They Enjoy

I be opening and closing tumblr like it’s the fridge

i dont like being a fan of shit, when i feel even 1% more attached to a fictional character than normal it makes me feel like a stalker with the heart of an obsessive victorian romantic dandy whos also in jail

just watched a terrible movie for about 6 minutes total of screentime of an actor i like

I'm sure someone's made this before but uh... it's been sitting in my procreate files and it makes me laugh every time I see it so i figured I'd share

I get road rage as a pedestrian

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

I don’t 'hydrate'. I take one dramatic sip of water and act like I’ve just cured centuries of dehydration trauma, then immediately forget liquids exist.