I'm not even gonna bring out the asexual beam I'm just gonna start saying popular ships are celibate and when people are like tf are you on im gonna say "being allosexual doesn't mean they have to want sex!"

"wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay bc i don't want men to be mean to women" what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn't be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy's life while they have weird sexual tension about it

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

Top traits to give a character

• Self-sacrificing
• Self-loathing
• Insufferable
• It/its pronouns
• Homosexuality
• Aromanticism
• Gender (the more the better)
• A superiority complex
• Dead eyed stare
• Inability to process own emotions
• Dog motif

i drank two glasses of water and nothing happened

that was placebo water

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,