Brother: For a second its actually music, but then its screaming again.
Brother- How about being a lizard?
SIL- I already am a lizard. I’m always cold.
Brother- You could look like that.
SIL- Like a truck?
Brother- Yeah, if you were a Nissan.
SIL- Lettuce offsets feet, we know this.
Brother- I would make a good big titty Colombian woman
SIL- Don’t call me Mr. Homosexual, that’s my dad’s name. Call me Gay.
SIL- They fuck their sheep and eat their people. It’s all backwards.
Mom- Just remember that he loves you.
Me- Abraham Lincoln??
Mom- Yes, Abraham Lincoln. Who else would it be?
Mom- I’m proud of you, and so is Abraham Lincoln.
Me- Thank you Abraham Lincoln?
Brother- Merry was actually Frozone’s cousin