hostile & withdrawn.

loaf | stuck here since 2010 | heavy-handed with the reblog button

r3negade-x:

“Try our ai-powered-” and I’ve stopped reading. You’ve instantly lost me. I don’t trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I’d rather deal with something that’s squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won’t try to sell my data.

(via charlesoberonn)

please-be-nice-im-sensitivee:

guys want to see a cool ass painting?

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Richard Tennant Cooper - A ghostly skeleton trying to strangle a sick child, 1910. Representation of diphtheria

secretspeller:

I’m glad ilya plays in Boston because literally nothing brings me more joy that imagining him driving on storrow drive. Full road rage in Russian. His fancy car doing 15 mph just like everyone else. He was born for this. His large iced extra extra dunks in his cupholder.

Ilya trying to make a left on comm ave and warren during rush hour. Mad no one will let him go because he’s the fucking captain they love him in this city he’s a hero.

Ilya losing his shit over space savers and how stupid everyone gets when it snows.

Ilya correcting all his teammates who live in Lexington and waltham when they say they live in Boston.

A delight. He’d love it here it’s a city of assholes with good hearts.

(via ticklefighthockey)

valtsv:

“you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn’t worth the effort” i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

(via ahotknife)

hoechloin:

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(via vampiremotif)

iphigeniacomplex:

iphigeniacomplex:

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

and unprovoked

(via claudiaapologist)

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

djungleskogs:

i think a lot of heated rivalry criticism boils down to the fact that people don’t understand that romance can in fact be a genre on its own with its own conventions rather than a sideplot to a bigger storyline. “heated rivalry had no plot” the romance IS the plot. it is a romance storyline. like this cannot be that difficult to understand. what do you want them to do? go on a mystical quest?

shane hollander and ilya rozanov seek a lost puck in the alps

(via claudiaapologist)

unification:

i know we’re not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

(via patrocles)

e-perv:

at the club doing the fork in the garbage disposal

(via newyorkcitywater)

bigkuzdra:

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(via trueplainhearts)

bibaleen:

autophage:

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

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(via postoctobrist)

2006-honda-civic:

bewbin:

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

(via newyorkcitywater)

imthebeast:

gbcgraphics:

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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(via claudiaapologist)

bob-artist:

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Brotherhood of The Orb

(via note-a-bear)

kendallroynsfw:

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disco elysium & the world

(via ghostbrawl)