(my scheming advisor, trying to figure out if the bimbofication spell is working) what are your thoughts, my lady?

(me, using the sole braincell left in my fluffy kitty head) she eclipse over lorwyn until my pre releases.,.,..,.,.,..

how it feels when oomf hasnt responded in 300ms

Vivian chooses a horror movie because she plans to make out with Belle during the scary parts. She knows what she's about.

How tender.

Vivian's movie date turned into lesbian sex.

the most tumblr debate in history, "is uika misumi tma", op termed after two angry replies

Everyone wants to be a girlboss but nobody wants to build a girldungeon. Nobody wants to hire girlmooks or set up their girlbottomless pits to impede the hero. Nobody wants to handle the overhead costs of the girlpowerups to hide in the walls. Pathetic.

Legendary prose

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

Average cat owner experience